Droplets of Wisdom by ragu4u 2-04-11

Owls...it's late and I can't think of a funny strip to create. ragu4u, don't just do one to be doing one. Why not? Cause my friend will shit on your head if you do. He must be wiser than he looks, he left. AND, he still has shit in his hair from last time!

Reading Improves the Mind by ragu4u 2-05-11

I'm so glad someone else would rather READ than watch the SUPER BOWL! Uh...yeah. So what book are you looking for? It's called.... ..."How To Steal (H-D) On Super Bowl Sunday". It's more of a pamphlet, actually.

Syphilis Kills Brain Cells by ragu4u 2-05-11

So you some kinda quatriplegic, or what? It's, Quad...Quadriplegic. Whatever. So how do ya get it on? You know, shoot the juice? Spread the mayo? I'll have you know I'm very adept at consumating the sexual act to my fullfillment. So I guess that make you a real "cum-quat", huh?

City Living

Is this a policeman game? Yeah! It's called "Cop-scotch".

by ragu4u, 2-05-11

Burned Out by ragu4u 2-05-11

Being the "Sgt. at Arms" sucks!

Persistance by ragu4u 2-06-11

Super Bowl Sunday ....and here's the kickoff. Who the devil is knocking on my door, NOW? Listen buddy, I'm trying to watch... Hello, I'm a Jehova's Witness. Do you want to feel closer to God? Closer to God? You're gonna feel closer to God real quick. I'm gonna kick your ass so hard you'll look like a hunchback. I brought snacks.

The Selection Process by ragu4u 2-06-11

And now, for the kill. On second thought, this guy looks broke. Ah, much better. This one looks poor but not broken.

The O.B.G.Y.N. by ragu4u 2-06-11

Send in the next patient, please. Come in Ms. Furrybush. Have you thought about allowing me to remove some of your excess vaginal hair? I guess if you must, doctor, go ahead. It just seems a rather unconventional method. Are you ready to begin, Doctor? Yes nurse. You may bring in the napalm canister now.

Tourist Trap by ragu4u 2-06-11

What? You're a Flying Goat of the Himalaya's, yet when tourists come around you never fly. Why? Because all you want to do is make a ton of money off of me like some kind of circus freak, that's why. I had no idea. Plus, you stopped serving peanuts on the flights. Old goat!

Pastime Malfunction by ragu4u 2-06-11

What'ya wanna do? I dunno. What do YOU wanna do? I don't know. What do YOU wanna do?   ?   Fuck up the Super Bowl? Oh yeah...fuck up the Super Bowl!

Pastime Malfunction Pt.2 (Halftime) by ragu4u 2-06-11

We're too late to fuck up the Super Bowl. Why? The Black Eyed Peas did it for us. Too true.

Christina In Rehearsal by ragu4u 2-06-11

Oh damnit. Let's take it from the top! "O're the ramparts were gleamed while the battle was streaming..." Oh damnit. Let's take it from the top.

Super Bowl 45 (1/2 Time) by ragu4u 2-06-11

What the hell? Why is "Devo" doing the halftime show? And I thought "The Who" were as bad as you could get.

Last One Out, Turn Off the "Bud Lites" by ragu4u 2-06-11

How do you think our ads looked on the big game last night? They were MUCH funnier the when Busch family owned the company. Yeah..the frogs, the Clydesdales, the "Wa's Up" guy and all those BABES! They were all classics. I feel ya bro. Now look at what we got. A hook nosed french fag singing bad love songs in a cheap bistro for Stella Artois. What do ya expect from a wop CEO and a boardroom full of Belgian wafflers.

What Made Daddy Go? by ragu4u 2-07-11

Turn off that damn TV. You've rewatched that game all night long. I HATE Tivo! WOW.... I give up on that idiotic sports fanatic. ...dat Joan Rivers get hotter wit every replay!

Civic Pride by ragu4u 2-07-11

Are those the muffins contaminated with rat feces, boss? Why, yes. I'm disposing of them, now. I'm collecting for the poor. Can you spare any food?   ?   It sure feels good to help others.

Honest to a Fault by ragu4u 2-07-11

You can count on me during the daytime. But when the sun goes down, I'm a no good fly by night.

Try a Little Tenderness by ragu4u 2-08-11

That was REALLY your job in Tijuana? Yes...and I've got the sling marks to prove it. Lemme see? Oh my...how raw you are. Just maybe... Wait a minute. I don't care what he said...I didn't stroke or suck anything. Yup...that's the complaint.

Checkermated! by ragu4u 2-08-11

What are you waiting for? Flat Chess pieces? What the hell?

Current AFFAIRS by ragu4u 2-09-11

Hey you! What do Silvio Berlusconi and R. Kelly have in common? Um..... They're both Sicilian? You know, I never realized that. Damn straight.

A Done Deal by ragu4u 2-09-11

You've really screwed the pooch this time, Ms. Lohan. You mean you're NOT letting me off, judge? You will be doing REAL jail time, young lady. But in a cushy halfway house, right judgy wudgy? You wish, bitch! Frankly, I hope all you, no talent, Disney whores, rot in hell forever. So a blow job would be pointless?

A Done Deal by ragu4u 2-09-11

You've really screwed the pooch this time, Ms. Lohan. You mean you're NOT letting me off, judge? You will be doing REAL jail time, young lady. But in a cushy halfway house, right judgy wudgy? You wish, bitch! Frankly, I hope all you, no talent, Disney whores, rot in hell forever. So a blow job would be pointless?

Blundercover by ragu4u 2-10-11

Wa's up? So, you can see me? Uh...yeah! Damn! He made me in a second, sir. I told ya,..."go easier on the green!"

Don't Get TOO Excited by ragu4u 2-11-11

You've seen it LIVE here on AlJezeera TV...Hosni Mubarek has stepped down. The military is now in control. Allah hu Akbar, Allah hu Akbar! Allah be praised! Yes...Hosni Mubarek's Military! Ugh.. The name is Abdul Afshari...Military Police. You've just been cited for unlawful celebration.

Lost n Found by ragu4u 2-11-11

Hello? I said, hell-O-o? Hell.... BINGO!