"Rhebburr!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My wife works 60 hr. weeks and if she isn't working, she's generally asleep. Due to the amount she's busting her ass until the end of her residency I can't very well insist that she spend more time with me, so I take what I can get. I've had periods of almost a week where I've seen her awake for maybe 5 hours, total. Thus I turn to my mistress, the internet.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey, I've only been married a little more than a year, so it's still great to say... "my wife."

I will still say to her as an affectionate hello, "Hi, Wife!" Although she wonders if I say that to avoid slipping up and calling her by the name of one of my other current wives...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Why don't you shorten your name to simply "dildo?"

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Alright then.

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

I would tend to think that if someone's going to put on a big show of falsifying their life to impress others, they're going to claim that they're out in the clubs every night getting more ass than a toilet seat, not settled down with a family.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

Prorities change, Lemur.

At 19, success is getting some every night.

At 35, success is getting it up every night.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Why don't you shorten your name to simply "dildo?"

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I'd claim I was a serial killer.

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I would tend to think that if someone's going to put on a big show of falsifying their life to impress others, they're going to claim that they're out in the clubs every night getting more ass than a toilet seat, not settled down with a family.

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Librarian to the stars!!!

The Dewey Decimal Avenger!!!

Conan the Librarian!!!

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Why don't you shorten your name to simply "dildo?"

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No, I have more respect for you than that. So it's "Mr. Dildo."

(Wasn't he the cartoon spokesman for the Eisenhower-era US Sex Toys Administration?)

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Not just any librarian. I digital services librarian. That can shoot bullets out of his eyes and cut off heads with cleverly thrown children's books.

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Hey, I've only been married a little more than a year, so it's still great to say... "my wife."

I will still say to her as an affectionate hello, "Hi, Wife!" Although she wonders if I say that to avoid slipping up and calling her by the name of one of my other current wives...

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Yeah, if the most glamorous life I could invent for myself were that of a 30-something-year-old librarian couple with a cat, how pathetic would that be?...But a librarian?

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I suppose being 26 , single , and dating two women who dont know about each other (yet) makes me either a love rat or a romeo.

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No, you're probably thinking of Benny Butt Plug.

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That's the only way to handle genealogists.

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What others say about boorite!

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No, the most pathetic thing would be a 30-something-year-old single librarian with three cats. Er, not that I would know or anything.

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You could always kick it up a notch by claiming (for example) that you enjoy gluing old floppy disks to your car.

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Hmm, I was once a library assistant for about ten months... It was nice. I can honestly say that job was actually enjoyable... it was the first time I could say "this job doesn't make me dread waking up."

Unfortunately, that job didn't give me any strip ideas that could translate onto this site. Then again, since I've only made job related strips about infuriating experiences, maybe that's not such a bad thing?

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Hmm, I was once a library assistant for about ten months... It was nice. I can honestly say that job was actually enjoyable... it was the first time I could say "this job doesn't make me dread waking up."

Unfortunately, that job didn't give me any strip ideas that could translate onto this site. Then again, since I've only made job related strips about infuriating experiences, maybe that's not such a bad thing?

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I used to nail more ass than a Roman soldier. I've partied with rock stars, flown and tour-bussed all over hell's half acre, I have friends with Grammy awards and I can get into Goddamn near any gig I want through the stage door. Now.... that was a while back, and so.... now that I'm old and fat and dumpy and my body is wracked and sore, and most of my love life is a fond, if blurred memory, I can honestly tell you that while the road of excess may lead to the palace of wisdom, the palace can be a lonely motherfucker sometimes.

Conclusion: You get what you pay for, and you pay for what you get. I'd probably be really jazzed about being a librarian. It'd be new. I think that having a wife would be a slice of heaven, and I'd brag about my wife, too. The fact is: Nothing is free. No choice is made that doesn't exclude another and there aren't any cameras whirring, documenting your every move for some glorious epic film. You live with your own decisions. I think a lot of you here have made some good ones. But then again: who gives a shit what I think? Or should?

Exactly.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Bunner, you're a legend. *hug*

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I just work on this planet, sir.

*hug*

Be good. Be fair. Wear glasses if you need 'em.

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