Contortions of a Dromedary Queen by kaufman 12-06-04

Here's Rex, a mongrel from the United States. He's with Hurricane Holly, a notoriously tough draw. Look at him go! He's got a good run going! He could take the Gold ... Oh, too bad. Holly threw him off before the eight second limit, and he's out of the competition. Next up in the Olympic leg-humping finals: Phydeaux, from France, who will be riding Battlin' Boorite.

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FF SF: Finals. by jes_lawson 12-09-04

Weeeeeooooo.... OK, just one more question to answer and I'll have got my university degree nailed! *THONK!* YEAGH! You scheduled the Computer Science finals and the javelin finals in the same place, at the same time? The year's budget for separate examination rooms went on installing an extra satellite TV on the football team's bus.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

If Barry Bonds won the World Series by EvilZak 12-10-04

I'd like to thank my family, friends, teammates, and coaches for helping me get here. But most of all, I'd like to thank the lord and saviour Jesus Christ for giving me the strength I needed to win. You are being accused of possesion and sale of anabolic steroids. How do you plead? Fifth!

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AFROMANS MOVE

Well?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm waiting for a vote, and what with you jerks inevitably doing festive things, I'm guessing the Grand Final will be sexily delayed.

But hey, that'll coveniantly fit in with the beginning of the Royal Rumble wrestling thing.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Festive things are dumb -- that's my motto.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

So. Anyone remember this ol' thread?

Everyone is boycotting it to protest my being voted out of the contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You just keep on thinking that, Mona.