You could sometimes use the amish character to represent a pilgrim, but you couldn't always use him, because not all of your comics are going to have a pilgrim in them unless you suddenly start making nothing but pilgrim comics from now on for some reason.

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You could get a curse.

Like, biped, I just put a pilgrim curse on you. Now you can only make pilgrim comics. For one week. That includes contest comics.

This should be interesting. *gets beer and popcorn*

i wanted a sea monkey character so bad, i blew squabies. and thus our coupling hath produced Sea Monkey Kid. w00t!

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what if nigger meant kite

That is amazing. Do they require food, love or attention?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

no! i haven't fed my sea monkeys at all and yet there they are, as usual, happily sleeping away at the bottom of the tank!

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what if nigger meant kite

What? These werent' good enough for you?

Me Too! by kaufman 1-23-03

Meanwhile in Davy Jones' Locker ... Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station. Quack! I'm not your stepping stone! Another Pleasant Valley Sunday ... Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer! Here we come walkin' down the street getting funniest looks from everyone we meet!

It Came From Davy Jones' Locker by kaufman 4-22-04

o/` Here we come, Swimmin' in your glass, 'Cause you sent off for us, What a stupid ass! Hey hey, we're sea monkees, People see us swimming around. So pour us into some water, We'll come to life, we won't drown. We're just tryin' to be your friends, Come and watch us swim and play. We're the hot young crustaceans, And we've got something to say. Hey hey, we're sea monkees, You never know where we'll be found, So don't flush us down your toilet, We might mutate and eat your town!

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and thus our coupling hath produced Sea Monkey Kid. w00t!

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Oh well, those [i]are great. And you both probably had a good enough time. Carry on!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

*throws panties at kaufman*

he's soooooooooo dreamy

Oh well, those are great. And you both probably had a good enough time. Carry on!

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i'm keeping the chapstick handy in case brad needs some convincing to add them to the site

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what if nigger meant kite

There's a whole lot of new art that's just floating around the forums. I'm wondering if it'll be added, and if so, when.

Not that I'm unaware that there are other things needing work more important than character art, but I'm a tad impatient. And I just love those damn Sea Monkeys.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Semen monkeys would be cool, but what we really need is a Chuck Norris type.

If someone could just add a few kung fu kicks to this guy that would suffice. Bonus for vietnam flashback BVDs/rambo style extra costume.