I couldn't possibly take Allison's place. I'm messed up and you all hate me but that's ok cuz I just don't care anymore and I'm not gonna put up with this crap. I would probably just make a sucky comic and then you would all hate me even more so maybe instead I'll just go away for a while and come back later or maybe I'll just carve "corn hole" into my ass cheeks.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That's possible?

I couldn't possibly take Allison's place. I'm messed up and you all hate me but that's ok cuz I just don't care anymore and I'm not gonna put up with this crap. I would probably just make a sucky comic and then you would all hate me even more so maybe instead I'll just go away for a while and come back later or maybe I'll just carve "corn hole" into my ass cheeks.

Need any help?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'People Unclear on the Concept.']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

To this day, I have a problem doing this. I suffered from major self-esteem problems for a large portion of my life. I now like myself moderately well, but I still fall into the self-deprecation trap sometimes.

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This is not my empire.

ah... am i late?

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

oooh... nevermind...
my horrid roommmate bought everquest for me...
he's that addicted, that he'd pay for me to play with him...
and the last week is kind of a blur...
i saw six pages, was afraid that it had started and people were waiting on me...
turns out it's six pages of people yelling at alison to stop saying we're all yelling at her...
aargh...
too many unread messages...
forgive me internet favorites list, i shall never neglect you again

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

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too many unread messages...
forgive me internet favorites list, i shall never neglect you again

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too many unread messages...
forgive me internet favorites list, i shall never neglect you again

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Imagine what it's like after being away for 2 months!! I logged in a few days ago and almost collapsed fromt he dearth of yellow stars (red baloons!! green clovers!!)

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Kaufman, you could do something about someone asking a weed-smoker to get a move on and kill the pet amphibian of the guy who put the meat and vegetables inside filo pastries...

Hurry, pothead - end the filo-stuffers toad.

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Kaufman, you could do something about someone asking a weed-smoker to get a move on and kill the pet amphibian of the guy who put the meat and vegetables inside filo pastries...

Hurry, pothead - end the filo-stuffers toad.

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I absolutely LOVE self-deprecatory humor. Probably the reason I like British comedies more than American ones.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I remember watching a documentary about how they transplanted the series "Men Behaving Badly" to the States. And the US producer was saying things like "Americans don't want to see a series about two ugly losers, they want beautiful, successful people."

Anyone ever notice how British soap operas are full of extremely ugly people, but American and Australian soap actors are mostly good-looking? Either we Brits are less superficial, or we'll all grotesque.

Must... resist... obvious... joke... {HEAD EXPLODES}

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

To be brutally honest, I think it is because British soapies and dramas are mostly made for a publicly-run TV network that doesn't have to worry too much about ratings. Most British drama producers don't have bean counters standing over them demanding that their shows fit neatly into demographics. This not only gives the BBC the freedom to make some of the best programming ever seen on TV, but it also means they are free to pick good actors over attractive actors.

Australia's publicly-run station (the ABC) also does a lot of top-rate drama with actors hired for talent rather than looks, but do you really think that the international television marketing people would want to waste their time trying to market that shit? Did you guys ever get Seachange or {i]Love Is A Four Letter Word[/i]? Both of those were made by the ABC.

I really love The Bill, made for a commercial station, but let's be honest - when was the last time a new copper was added to the crew who was not young and good-looking? Even the new governor is young and studly...

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