[i]Attn:Louis,
How do you do today?
I think it is better if we stop on this stage in this transaction,
why is
because you are very old for me to be stressing you on this time of
your
age. I respect you as my father, I will not like us to have problems
in
language because God will not forgive me this is because bible tells
me that
honour your elders so that your days will be long.
Please if there is any way you can contact any other person on this
transaction please do so. For me to continue with you, I will not do
that.
I will tell this to the family of Mr.john as for me and you on this
transaction it will not be possible because of the way I understand
you.

Yours truly,
Barr:Douglas Esq.
[/i]

Time to break out Jesus DeJesus, I think...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[b]Dear Mr. Douglas Smith,

My boss Mr. Louis Gans tolds me that because he is too old to help Mr. John Bogani that maybes I can helps. Mr. Louis Gans says he will pay for my flight and stuffs if I splits the profits withs him. Since he doesn't pays me much I thinks that's fair. You are a lawyer so you tells me.

Please lets me know ifs I can helps, because I cans really use the money. I work as Mr. Louis Gans gardener and I ams very honest and trust worthy. I can keeps a secret real good. I won't say anythings to anyone, not even my girlfriend and cousin Becky.

Yours Truly,

Mr. Jesus Ruprech DeJesus[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Jesus DeJesus is in trouble!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

He sure is! Drug smuggling, huh? You should work into your future contacts with Mr. Bog(us)ani that Jesus DeJesus is willing to smuggle drugs if need be.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[i]
Dear Sir,

We wish to solicit your assistance to provide us with a solution to a money
transfer of Fourteen Million, Nine Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars(US$14,900,000.00).
I got your contact through my in-law who works with Ministry of External
Affairs in Nigeria and a careful study of your business activities confirms
that you are the one we need. We are members of the special committee newly
instituted by the present civilian administration of President Olusegun
Obansanjo. Our duty is to review all contracts awarded to foreign
firms/contractors
from the ministry of petroleum from 1993 to May 28th 1999.
It may interest you to know that most of the contracts awarded were over
invoiced or inflated. One of such contract has been identified. The said
contract was originally executed by an Italian based firm (Straberg ItalianoSpa)
in (1996), to supply 250,000 monax turbine polypropylene plant sand 150,000
bpsd for kaduna refinery. Pipeline reconstruction and computer optimization
for plants "A" to Kaduna refinery, as part of the measure taken to aid the
turn around maintenance to recoup the almost collapsed refineries in Nigeria.
The total amount approved by the then military government was put at
US$126,000.000.
00. The actual amount used for executing the contract was estimated to be
US$140,900.000.00, which has since been paid to the foreign contractor.
The remaining US$14,900.000.00 was inflated. The over inflated amount is
lying in our corporation's account with the apex bank, waiting to be dispatched
to a designated account.More information shall be made known to you upon
the positive confirmation from your good self that you are willing to assist
us in the completion of the understated proposal. What we want from you
now, is to provide a safe account where the inflated amount will be transferred.
Secondly, we need the name of your choice company and address- Tel/fax numbers.We
shall use this information to prepare a deed of transfer from the original
contractor subletting part of the contract to your company. By doing so,
your company will be created as a Sub-contractor and thus can lay claim
to the inflated amount.My colleagues and I have agreed to compensate the
owner of the account used for this transaction with 25% of the total amount
remitted. We shall keep 70% and 5% will be reserved for taxes and other
miscellaneous expenses. We intend to consummate this transaction within
the shortest possible time based on your cooperation and support. Besides,we
have the support of colleagues from other renowned Government departments,
our chances of success is as good as Gold.
ADVICE: This project demands mutual support, commitment, confidentiality
and trust. Delay is dangerous. Therefore, we desire consistent and purposeful
participation as we thread the part of greatness. Confidentiality is our
watchword,mutual trust is our beacon.
Should you be interested and need more explanation, simply contact me through
my private email address ejime@post.cz.
I honestly assure you that this transaction is 100%risk-free.

Awaiting your urgent response
Best regards.
Dr.Luke Ireka.
[/i]

[b]Dear Dr. Ireka,

I assure you, I am many things, but a "sir" is not one of them. I am a woman of wealth and sophistication, and I prefer to be addressed as "Madame" (or "Ma'am" if one is of the servant class). Even my late husband, Louis (bless his soul) would call me such when serving me my morning martini.

But you, my dear Doctor, may call me Lillian. That is, of course, if I can call you Luke. I hope that is not too informal. It is so gratifying to see how far the African has come. A doctor! I never would have dreamed. You sound like quite an attractive and interesting man.

I am the majority shareholder in my late husband's business, TOBOR Corporation. Mainly we are in the business of manufacturing graviton-generating rotor turbines, though we are expanding into embedded systems design. I have the resources at my disposal to assist you. I do not ask for renumeration, though I would be thrilled to receive a picture of you. Is there any possibility that we might meet? It would do me a world of good to meet someone new.

Your good friend,

Lillian Gans
[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzy, you sir are a true legend.

Is that the sound of a reel being cast and wound back in again?

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I laughed out loud at the TOBOR Corp. How far the African has come. Brilliant.

Fuzz, I have a special request. Can you work this into your next letter?

"The Mulattos tending my acreage find me quite generous."

If nothing else, can you make a reference to "The Mulattos"?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No bite from the other one, so I'm going to use the same bait on the next one, with modifications.

[i]FROM THE DESK OF MR. JEFFREY RICE

Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. I am Mr. Jeffrey Rice
the credit manager of a bank here in the United Kingdom. This transaction entails
the transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account to a foreign account
requiring maximum confidence. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude
will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything
has been taken care off, and all will be well at the end of the day and I decided
to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.

I am the account officer of a foreigner named Gerald Welsh who died in an air
crash along with his wife on the 31st October, 1999 in an Egyptian airline 990
with other passengers on board. You can confirm this from the website below which
was published by BBC WORLD NEWS WEBSITE.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm Since his death, none of
his next-of-kin are alive to make claims for this money as his heir, because they
all died in the same accident himself and his wife (May their soul rest in
peace). We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for
claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as stated in our banking regulations and
obligations.

Upon this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of
kin to the deceased, as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for
the funds (US$7,000,000.00) to be released in your favor as the beneficiary's
next of kin. This is because after five years the money will be called back to
the bank treasury as unclaimed bills and the money shared amongst the directors
of the bank. So it is on this note I decided to seek for whom his name shall be
used as the next of kin/beneficiary to this funds rather than allow the bank
directors to share this money amongst them at the end of this financial quarter.

It may interest you to know that we have secured from the probate an order of
mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries. Please acknowledge receipt
of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me
with the following information if you are interested.

(a). My conviction of your transparent honesty and diligence and You would treat
this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.

(b). Upon the receipt of the funds, you will promptly release my share of
($5,000,000.00 USD) on demand after you have removed your offer of ($2,000,000.00
USD). You will assist me to invest part of my share into any lucrative business
e.g. stocks, bonds, properties, etc. in your propose destination and you will be
entitle to 10% of the annual turnover for a consecutive period of ten years
before I finally retire from work.

(c). You must be ready to produce me with enough information about yourself to
put my mind at rest, by providing your full beneficiary name in order for me to
prepare to make claims of the funds. Your contact address, telephone and fax
numbers for further communication.

Please, note that this transaction is 100% legal and risk free and we hope to
conclude the business in Seven Bank working days from the date of receipt of the
necessary information and requirement from you. Please, acknowledge the receipt
of this letter using my email address. I will bring you into the complete picture
of the transaction when I have heard from you.

Your urgent response will be highly appreciated as we are already behind schedule
for this financial quarter.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.

Mr. Jeffrey Rice.
[/i]

[b]
Dear Mr. Rice,

Thank you so much for considering me for this transaction. I am glad you have heard of my honesty and dilligence, as I have worked hard to maintain this reputation. Although I find your cut of this transaction to be somewhat excessive ($5 million of the $7 million?) I am not one to quibble, however, as $2 million is nothing to sneeze at! You are arranging this transaction, so I suppose that $5 million is fair. Besides, the mulattos tending my acreage find me to be qute generous.

I certainly do not want to see the UK government benefiting in any way from this tragedy. All they will do is use the money for their stupid war in Iraq. Sometimes I think they plan these tragedies in order to fund their awful military adventures. My servant Makk wrote in his journal that I am crazy (the impudence! I must have him beaten.) but that is just the sort of thing the the government would do.

You asked for my full contact information. I am:

Lillian Gans
72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, CT

I am deaf, so I cannot use the telephone (unless you have TTY equipment?) It may be easier to fax me at my vinyards in Danbury at 203-749-5699.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours,

Lillian
[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Jesus, I can picture Lillian Gans right now telling someone over the phone that her mulattos find her quite generous. Fuzzy, you're a legend. I'd like to think it takes a lot to impress me, and you're pretty goddamn impressive.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Thanks.

The damned Nigerian fish aren't biting today.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[i]Beloved in Christ,

Greetings in the wonderful name of our Lord Jesus!May the Lord?s favour and peace be multiplied to you,see Numbers 6:24-26; 2 Peter 1:2. The word of God also says,"They that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength, they shall mount up with wings as eagles: they shall run, and not be weary, and they shall walk, and not faint." Isaiah 40:31.It is a priviledge to share this great testimony with you, to God be thy glory. I am Brother solomon Madu,Happilly married to my wife with Four children.During a prayer and fasting session in our church i asked God Almighty to direct me to an honest person that will use this Fund righteously to reach the needy, the less priviledge and lost souls. For the word of God says, "what shall it profict a man if he gains the whole world, and loss his soul". The bible also says, "the blessing of God comes supernaturally and it is through Divine favour".The amount involved, is $9.5m US dollar (nine million,five hundred US dollars) This said fund was aquired, whe i was working with an International Oil Firm in my Country,I was the field operational Manager of Exporting of CRUDE OIL in my Company when i was in the world. I gave my life to God Almighty after my predicaments in the world and God really touched my life.Then, after given my life to God, i packaged and sealed the fund in a consignment box and deposited the consignment box that c ontained the fund with a Security Company, ready for delivery and to invest the fund on the things that will glorify the name of our Lord Jesus Christ for His wonderful deeds in my life.Beloved, i will like you to immediately send me your particulars, full names, full address, direct telephone and fax numbers to enable me procure the necessary documents covering the fund,making you the sole beneficiary of the fund.As soon as i receive your particulars, I will start up all the necessary process on how the funds will get to you. Be informed that as soon as this fund is in your possession, i shall join you in your country to see how the fund will be use for the things that will glorify God and to give thanks to God.please reply me through this my private email address solomonmadu@fastermail.com

Awaiting your prompt response.

Remain blessed.

Yours in Christ,
Brother solomon Madu
[/i]

[b]
My Dearest Solomon,

How aptly you are named! I sense that you are truly wise to have embraced the love of our Lord Jesus Christ so fully. God must truly be with us both to have chosen us for this noble mission. My friend, lets us join together as the Lords vessels the enemies of God will surely be brought to the Lord. For it is written, Jer 19:9 "I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and daughters, and they will eat one another's flesh during the stress of the siege imposed on them by the enemies who seek their lives." His will be done.

You said that you desired my full contact information.

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken Convent
72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, CT 06611

fax: 203-749-5699

The Lord has tested me by making my hearing fale in my later years. Alas! A telephone conversation would be quite impossible. I do hope that e-mail facsimile will be sufficient. Technology, though often a tool of the Devil, has been a great blessing to me.

In eating the Body and Blood of Christ we are blessed, for it is written, Deut 28:53 "Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the LORD your God has given you." So it is written. So it shall be done. We will be tested, but the food of the Lord Almighty shall give us strength.

I look forward to working with you, and hope that, since you are planning to travel to this country, we may be able to celebrate the Mass of Blood together this coming summer solstice.

Blessings upon you and yours,

Sister Lillian
[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[i]Dear Beloveth Lillian,
Thanks a million for your good and understanding mail.I equally
noted your fax number with your full address.Please i advise you
forward to me your private telephone number which i can reach you.You
can reach me on this my private phone number 234-833-187-034 for more
information.I will send your particulars to my Lawyer for him to
prepare an agreement between us,and after which i will send you the
agreement through scanning for you to sign and send back to
me.Moreso,You are advice to send your Bank details which will enable
me to get an aproval from the Local Bank.Please I humbly beg that yo
will use this money as the Lord directed.I wait for your phone call.
Christ Love,
Engr.Solomon Madu
[/i]

[b]My Darling Solomon,

As I mentioned in my previous letter, the Lord has seen fit to take my hearing from me, so I cannot use a telephone. Even if I could, that awful Sister Bertrille would surely eavesdrop and keep us from the Lords work. I pray that the Almighty will restore my hearing when I go to my heavenly reward, for it is written, Isaiah 29:18" In that day the deaf will hear the words of the scroll, and out of gloom and darkness the eyes of the blind will see."

I hope that my inability to use a telephone will not cause you undue trouble. I have been very successful using e-mail, telephone, and telegraph (on the few lines that American Telephone & Telegraph still operates). Do you have an AT&T telegraph office in your town? I find it to be a fine form of communication in a pinch, though sometimes Satan sees fit to insert blasphemous words into my messages as they cross those very old transatlantic cables. Or it could be that the telegraph operators are posessed by demons. The only way to be sure would be to perform the Test of Blood on them, for it is written, Deuteronomy 32:17 "The blasphemers sacrificed to demons, which are not God- gods they had not known, gods that recently appeared, gods your fathers did not fear."

I fear that I have babbled on too long! Please forgive me. It is very lonely here at the convent, and it is so good to have someone to correspond with in the Lord.

Blessed by thy blood,

Sister Lillian
fax: 203-749-5699
e-mail: lilliangans@mail.com
telegraph: US-CT-TRM-06611.GANSL
[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

This guy is thick. I'd better take out all the big words.

[i]DEAR BELOVED SISTER,
PLEASE CONFIRM THE TELEPHONE NUMBER AGAIN 234-803-318-7034.THANKS
WITH CHRIST LOVE,
ENGR.SOLOMON MADU
[/i]

[b]
My Lovely Solomon,

My fax number is 203-749-5699. Again, I am unable to use the telephone because I am DEAF. I have NO HEARING. Even if I could call, all long-distance calls must be approved by Mother Superior.

I do hope you will please fax me, so that we may persue the work of the Almighty God.

Yours by the Blood of the Lord,

Sister Lillian[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[i]Dear Beloved Lilian.
I am very happy with your good information and base on thatr i will
also surgest or rather agree that we comunicate to our salf through
email to enable you read and understand the developmenmt of the
project.Meanwhile your ifomation has forwarded to my lawyer to
prepare an agreement that will hold to our self which i will send to
you to sign and return back.so with time i will send to you the email
of my lawyer for easy comunication and for the succese of the
transaction.Though i know thaty every thing will surly go well to the
glory of God.
With christ love.
Engr Solomon Madu.
[/i]

[b]
Dear Soulfriend Solomon,

I am joyous that we have an understanding and a way to communicate in God Almighty, and look forward to your blessed correspondence.

May you bathe in the blood of the Lord,

Sister Lillian
[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You know, reading this over, even I find Sister Lillian to be kind of creepy. I've imagined her to be in some sort of Cannibalistic Catholic sect, but... ewww. That came out of my head?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzy, you crazy bastard. Next thing you know she'll be telling Solomon that the time has come for her to bathe in the blood of seven seventh sons of seventh sons.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I do take requests, you know :-)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

How about...money is no consequence to her because as long as she stays true to the Lord and doesn't have unclean, impure thoughts about the taut, muscular buttocks of the young nuns that the Lord will provide for her.

I've just figured you might as well follow the demon nun angle.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm going to wait for the "lawyer" to get in touch with me rather than reply to this, but it is interesting that he has picked up my "soulfriend" line.

[i]Dear soulfriend Lillian,
I am glad to hear from you.Just like i told i have forwarded your
details to the lawyer to enable him contact you and i believe he will
soon contact you.And for your information his name is Barrister Franz
Onuora.
Christ Love,
Engr.Solomon Madu
[/i]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Lillian Cans?. Wow, a stacked nun.

[i]To
Lillian Cans.
Your details was submited to my chamber from my client Engr. Steven Madu, based on the intends transaction both of you have in common.Although my client assured to pay my consultation fees,I am of the opion that both of you should have a legaly binding agreement. And based on that I have promised to handle all legalities involved, such as getting the affidavit of the change of ownership which transfer the will funds to you as the new beneficiary. Also power of attorney and other realated document which I will file in the high court here will accompy the other documents, and this will emphatically authorise you to claim the funds from where it was deposited. I wait to accertain your mandate.
Best Regards.
Barrister Franz Onuora.(SAN)
(LLB,LLBM,MBL)Solicitor and Advocates.
[/i]

[b]
My Dearest Barrister Onuora,

I am so blessed to hear from you. Please send me the agreement and I will review it. If you have the trust of such a good man as my souldfriend Solomon, I am sure it will be fair. You may e-mail it to me, or fax it to me at 203-749-5699.

For future reference, my name is Lillian Gans, not Lillian Cans. How did you learn my teenage nickname? It is true that I have large breasts (God Almightly forgive me for using that word!), but I prefer not to draw attention to them, as they seem to cause evil thoughts in men. This is why I came to live at the convent. I have saved enough money for breast reduction surgery, but now I feel that the money is best spent on bringing more people to join in the Blood Communion of our Lord rather than on myself.

I must ask, so there will be complete trust and understanding between us. Have you accepted the sacrifice of Jesus Christ as your own? Have you drunk of the blood of the Lord and eaten his holy body? I know that Solomon would not have put his trust in you if you were not a good and honest man, but it would bring me great peace to know this fact.

Be full in the belly of the Lord,

Sister Lillian Gans
Our Lady of Hoboken Convent
72 Strobel Road
Trumbull, CT 06611
fax: 203-749-5699
e-mail: lilliangans@mail.com
telegraph: US-CT-TRM-06611.GANSL
[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Okay, let's look at the headers for Solomon and Franz...

To: lilliangans@mail.com
CC:
Subject: CALL FOR ATTENTION.
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2004 02:54:40 -0700 (PDT)
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Wow, Solomon and Franz are both at 80.179.100.100. What a coincidence! Reverse DNS shows that IP to be owned by an Israeli ISP.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[i]Dear Beloved Lillian.
This is to find out if my attorney has contact you as I was with him
yesterday and he promise to get in tourch with soon as possible.
Although I have not hear from you as for today hope all is well with
you. I wait for your response.
Remain Bless.
Solomon Madu
[/i]

[b]My Soulfriend Solomon,

I was blessed to get an e-mail from your attorney, Mr. Onuora, this morning. I replied to him with all of my contact information so that he can create a legal agreement. Looking back at his e-mail, I notice that he mistakenly called you Steven. Do you know him well? Do you know if he is a Christian? It would make me feel better if he was, although if you put your blessed trust in him, I am sure the Almighty will see us through.

On a different subject, can you tell me your blood type and birth date? I would love to run some hemotological charts on us to predict the possible success of this transaction.

Yours in the bloood of our Lord,

Sister Lillian [/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

ha ha ha!!! I can see you building up to something, fuzzy. I can't wait.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I just noticed my "bloood" typo on the last line of the latest note. Makes it seem like she is really into it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.