You alright up there on that high horse, Punky?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Here's my sample. Just don't test it for drugs

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Fucking Americans.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Just havin a bit of fun, thats all :).

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Let's all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes!

This is all turning into a bit of a Snarf moment.

I dont think that is true.

Yes it is. This isn't debateable.

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Aren't all Americans' half Irish?
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Yes it is. This isn't debateable.

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Don't argue with him, he bites... He's killed for less.
Shit, I've got popcorn stuck in my teeth. God I hate popcorn. WHY DID I EAT IT? Well... It was peer pressure... all the other guys were eating it and I just wanted to look cool.

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Top half, or bottom half? I hope it's the bottom half so I can avoid those famous Irish teeth.

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Don't argue with him, he bites... He's killed for less.
Shit, I've got popcorn stuck in my teeth. God I hate popcorn. WHY DID I EAT IT? Well... It was peer pressure... all the other guys were eating it and I just wanted to look cool.

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strictly speaking, all americans are americans... you know, those tanned guys who you killed because of "manifest destiny" the european belief that the americas belonged to them? (thanks zach de la rocha :D )

but yeah, all americans are irish, unless you count the italians ones, the scottish and english ones, the welsh ones, the spanish ones, the african americans (theres a clue in the title there surely)...

Yes, they're all half-Irish. Thats why U2 are so successful.

Well i've got news for you, Bono is up himself, Edge doesn't have any hair, the other guy..yeh, and the bassist - no one cares about him anyway.

That just goes to prove all Americans are half Irish. Either that or they want to be. No, I can't be seen to give any ground.. all Americans are half-Irish.

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Even people called things like Juan Garcia de la Cortez?

Isn't it obvious that they're just ashamed and hiding their Irish-ness?

Ireland must have been SERIOUSLY overpopulated in the 1700s dude

no wonder there was a potato famine :)

I would stick up for Canadians but I'd just be outnumbered so... CANADA ROCKS!!! (runs really fast)

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Brad is a Canadian...I think that gives you immunity or some bullshit like that.

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Woo! I just finished my 22 part series.
To celebrate let's all drink the special punch. I said drink it! You want to be a conformist like everyone else don't you? Don't be scared, it's just poison

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I'm drunk like a scotsman.

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The Ring: Part 4 by dommiel84 1-12-03

Living room- Eddie's house. 1134 hours That was shit! 4 minutes long and no homo-eroticism! Jeff has some weird tastes Suddenly the phone rings, Jeff answers hoping someone will talk to him *RIIIIIING RING RING* You will die in seven days Well you've got a nice voice... What are you wearing? *CLICK*

Cat fucking has never looked so good

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Sicko

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You can talk, your comics are just as bad

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funny how this thread started out...we digress all too often

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