If they don't jerk off to their fires then they aren't pyromaniacs.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

People who like to blow things up usually end up missing appendages

Those kids are stupid. You don't shake an alcohol/chlorine bomb. It gets shaken up enough when it lands, for one. Secondly, you don't need to shake it at all. As soon as the chlorine mixes witht he alcohol it starts to react. Throw it as soon as you can get the lid on, don't fucking hold it in your hand.

Idiots.

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People who like to blow things up usually end up missing appendages

Those kids are stupid. You don't shake an alcohol/chlorine bomb. It gets shaken up enough when it lands, for one. Secondly, you don't need to shake it at all. As soon as the chlorine mixes witht he alcohol it starts to react. Throw it as soon as you can get the lid on, don't fucking hold it in your hand.

Idiots.

I believe the word you're looking for is "pyrophiles".

MORON!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Just because you think fire is cool doesn't make you a pyromaniac. It makes you an immature little boy.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Okay, I finally scanned in some pictures of me.

[b]Spring

Summer

Late Summer

Fall

Winter[/b]

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You're...

a hand...

some man.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

9:

19:

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Let us not forget the "summer camp special" fire deal thing, a spray can of bug spray and matches. Just make sure you do it right, kids, or you'll make the can explode, killing or badly injuring you and your idiotic friends who are practically sitting on your shoulder with anticipation!

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Some people are stupid.

Yes, I play with fire, but I take fucking precautions.

Like if it's possible, DON'T DO IT IN THE GRASS!

Sand is bad too.It absorbs everything. If an ember were to land on a soaked up oil patch then KER-EXPLOSION!

Smooth concrete is where it's at.

Like skateparks.

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I have a stamp collection.

I have an army helmet collection.

Or I just have 2 army helmets.

Whichever.

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I have a collection of you with your shirt off.

Tricksy hobbitses

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I have a penis erection.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I collect dust.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Playing with fire is most fun when it's safe. It's not fun to get your eyebrows burned off, kids.

And no, that didn't happen because *I* was playing with fire. Some moron had his lighter on high-flame and handed it to me, I tried using it, and *foom*. You never forget the smell of burning hair.

I was pissed.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I was wondering what happened to you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Beaz is hot.

Hi kids.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Some people are stupid.

Yes, I play with fire, but I take fucking precautions.

Like if it's possible, DON'T DO IT IN THE GRASS!

Sand is bad too.It absorbs everything. If an ember were to land on a soaked up oil patch then KER-EXPLOSION!

Smooth concrete is where it's at.

Like skateparks.

Playing with fire is cool. Dying is significantly less so.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

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I actually look a lot like Smamurai except I'm younger with longer hair.
I will show you a pic of me when I was 8 or 9 later in the week. I look a lot different now that I'm in high school though.

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summer

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Sorry, I really don't know why I posted that. It is true, I am in 7th grade.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

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Age 13:

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Ok, time to confess. I wrote Cowboy Physics.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com