What Are Friends For? by ragu4u 7-12-11

Rub against my horn to get the mud off it, please. Oh..OK! "Streaker gored in anus by bull today!" What the...!? Mud, huh? I oughta kick your ass.

Something To Cheer About!

Another man had his penis chopped off today and thrown in a garbage disposal. And all the ten year old girls in Bangkok cheered madly!

by ragu4u, 7-12-11

There Oughta Be A Law by ragu4u 7-13-11

Make sure I get ALL my child porn to look at. And why would I do that? Judges orders. He said I get to review ALL the evidence against me. What a sick travesty of justice. Oh, and don't forget to bring some hand lotion and "Puffs" with aloe, too!

The Thin Man

You "Manorexics " are just so damned HOT! If I had an ass I'd let you squeeze it!

by ragu4u, 7-14-11

Vote of "No Confidence" by ragu4u 7-14-11

Let's begin our first project on "The Build It Yourself" show! Band-aids! We'll need lots more band-aids!

Metal Detector by ragu4u 7-15-11

Gold is almost $1600.00 an ounce today. Yo point? My point is...you got a "Bentley" in your mouth! Foshithle my dithle. And it makes you lisp. My diamond grill cautheth THAT, you honky!

Lowering the Bar by ragu4u 7-15-11

Is there really a "limbo" Father? It depends. There a certain levels. Certain levels? Yeah. Tell me, how low can you go?

Wipe Out by ragu4u 7-15-11

Drat! Don't go in the bathroom. It's out of T.P. Ouch.....that HAD to hurt. But at least, now, my hemorrhoids are gone. You make my timber shiver.

Raising a Stink! by ragu4u 7-16-11

I had the bomb in my diaper, fool! Oh, I already knew that. It was that damned explosive device that's gonna haunt me. Hey, who shit?

Who Woulda Thunk It? by ragu4u 7-17-11

Casey Anthony Leaves Jail... Do I look hot? I gotta look HOT! Would YOU do me? Casey, Casey...get your head on straight. What? Men don't like just straight "head". They like 1/2 &1/2 or around the world. Why, you ARE nothing but a trampy whore! Wanna sign my ass before I go get baptized? Nancy Grace was right. It's "dime a dance" night in Hades.

Another Mountain To Climb by ragu4u 7-17-11

I'm here with Rupert Murdoch. Now that your media empire is crumbling what will you do with all this unused paper? I'll recycle it into toilet paper and I'll make a fortune. That's, pretty much, what you used it as in the first place. You mean it served a double use? Outstanding! I'll reap a tremendous tax break! Everything you do is "Win, Win" in your favor, isn't it? Not true. I still can't get that Patti Anne Browne from FOX News to give me up some head. Stubborn tart!

Fun Future Film Facts by ragu4u 7-17-11

One, for "Harry Potter at the Medicare Mansion of Horrors". I recall as a child, loving all the "Harry Potter" flicks. Who cares, you old hag. Sell me my ticket. Harry didn't need the Viagra prior to banging Hermione. He was always stiff as a broom. What a cock he had. You're Emma Watson, aren't you? No but I was her body double for all the sex scenes. I still have to sit on an inner tube. Harry was an ass man, ya know.

CC 481 "Silence of the Limbs" by ragu4u 7-17-11

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57 Channels & Nothin's On by ragu4u 7-18-11

Here at MSNBC we will replace Keith Oberman's time slot a 6pm with the Rev. Al Sharpton... Who in the hell is running that DOOMED network? ...and his side-kick, Larry King. I can only hope a show of more social value and relevance will be playing at that time on some other network. Aha...here we go...."Gilligan's Island" on Nick at Nite.

The Stickler by ragu4u 7-18-11

Lay down your arms and come out! Good enough? Nope!

FTC 154: Good For What Ales Ya by ragu4u 7-19-11

STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! STROKE! Ya really think it's a stroke, doc? It's probably just gas from too much grog!

Heat Wave by ragu4u 7-19-11

What a dumb fuck. How can you wear that hot ass outfit in this raging heat? Too hot, you say? Damn straight, moron. Let me cool you off. ...the fuck?! No need to thank me.

Ask "Belt-Way Bob" by ragu4u 7-20-11

"Belt-Way Bob", why is it that when it's 110 degrees in Missouri, nobody cares, but... ...when it's 100 degrees in D.C. it's a tragic disaster? Nobody... ...lives in Missouri, do they?

Useful Intel by ragu4u 7-20-11

Any questions, class? Uh... yeah! Go ahead! Do you swallow on the first date? Principal's Office... Well? Next time, ask her yourself!

It Can't Mean THAT! by ragu4u 7-21-11

This heat is too much. Yeah...I hear we're gonna have rolling blackouts. Training at the Cooling Center... You expect me to WHAT? Get outside and roll. They say if ya do it enough it helps cool off the city. What's a rolling blackout? Beats me. I think it's got something to do with fat African Americans.

The Classics Return by ragu4u 7-22-11

"I am the great "CornHoleo". You will worship my bunghole. Hehehe". Cool! Beavis & Butthead are back! I knew PBS would finally cave.

Language Barrier by ragu4u 7-22-11

"Terrorism strikes in Oslo, Norway! A car bomb is suspected." IDIOTS! I wanted them to blow up a dam... ...but they put it into a Ford instead of a fiord!

Consider the Source by ragu4u 7-23-11

I knew it. Latoya went & killed 84 people and bombed a town. But.... See boy, what happens went ya dress scanty, sing rap crap and have "wardrobe malfunctions". But, it's Utoya, not Latoya. Utoya is an island in Norway. Say wuh? Go back to CNN, gramps. FOX News done fucked you up!

The Better Part of Valor by ragu4u 7-23-11

World's biggest dog, George the Great Dane, is afraid of Chihuahuas. Really? Hmmm... Last chance, buddy. Move or I'll tear you up. Hold my cup so I'll have two hands to rip off your head and shove it down your neck. Those Chihuahuas are ballzy!

Lots of Whine at the Winehouse's by ragu4u 7-23-11

Too bad about Amy Winehouse, eh? Why? What happened? She's dead, dude! Is that all? What can be worse than her being dead? You've never seen her in concert, I take it?