"Full Rawhide Jacket"

Ooh...me so horny. Me sooo horny. Love you long time.

by ragu4u, 10-07-11

Fan-Tail

...and the Phillies lose the series to those pesky St. Louis Cardinals. "Cel-A-bra-tion Time..C'mon!"

by ragu4u, 10-08-11

Father & Son Chat by ragu4u 10-10-11

Bigworm has taken on the "Monks" I see. Yeah, pops. Now maybe I'll stop being his whipping boy. But you are good at that. At what? And don't you dare make a joke out of it. Taking a licking and keep on schticking. Now I see where Bigworm gets it from.

Overprotective?

Babs! That no good fly by night boyfriend of yours is out there again! Humpf.

by ragu4u, 10-11-11

Ooooh...Him So Horny by ragu4u 10-12-11

So, you need work do you? What have you done before? Don't you recognize me? I was once the picture of "Macho". I was "The Marlboro Man". You? Macho? Forget it. Smokers today need a tougher idol than YOU! There's nobody tougher than me, you gay little fudge packer. I'm outta here. Yeah...I'm the NEW "Marlboro Man". What about it? Um...uh...those horns must be hell on cowboy hats.

The Competitor by ragu4u 10-13-11

Why the heck are you out here? Shouldn't you be running around inside? That freakin LaRussa benched me!

Why We Don't Know by ragu4u 10-14-11

It says... "you MUST cross the road." Does it say why? Because.... WATCH OUT!!!! Hehehe! Crap...now I'll never know.

He'll Be Back! by ragu4u 10-15-11

ragu4u Queries..... Is it true? Can comic characters really die? What the f...? This answer your question, rags baby? God is edoggydog's hitman. I think he's faking.

Cutting Remarks by ragu4u 10-16-11

...but it's Halloween. I thought it.... Only an idiot walks into a bank while wearing a mask and yells "stick em up", as a Halloween prank. Now just pay that $500 fine and think next time, jerkweed. Only an idiot turns his back on a foiled bank robber. Plus I'm giving you a ticket for illegal parking.

Semantics by ragu4u 10-17-11

You want me to what? I want you to give me some head on that barstool behind you. OK, but turn around first. Oh boy...she is SO freakin HOT! Perhaps "a blow job" would have been less confusing.

The Head one made me smile :D

Rocket Man by ragu4u 10-18-11

Now look at the mess you've created. Returning on a cloud wasn't good enough, huh? Well Sir Richard Branson is gonna pay for this one, BIG TIME!

In the Break Room by ragu4u 10-19-11

See? This is the very kinda thing that's gonna get you fired one day. Want one? On the other hand...

Different Strokes by ragu4u 10-20-11

"Gaddafi shot to death by rebels"! Revenge will be ours. "Gaddafi shot to death by rebels"! He never looked so good. "Gaddafi shot to death by rebels"! I'll bet he tastes real good!

The "Mean Girl" by ragu4u 10-21-11

You're 40 minutes late, Miss Lohan. I'm reporting this to your probation officer. Who cares. This place sucks. It's totally dead in here. Couldn't make it to Community Service in the morgue, huh Miss Lohan? "F" you, judge. I need to be where the action is. Somewhere in South Central... Welcome to where the action is...bee-atch! Totally cool. Say, undo these cuffs and I'll do a line with ya.

Dial It Back a Bit! by ragu4u 10-22-11

"X Factor" Auditions You won't do. And why not? We want acts that stand out in some way. Well, excuuuuse me! You won't do. And why not?

Chew On This by ragu4u 10-23-11

You gonna eat all that? Why? You hungry? I'm so hungry I've eaten the fingers off my gloves. Then you should be full.

A Learning Experience by ragu4u 10-24-11

Judas, do you really think that get up will protect you from the fires of hell? It ain't for that. Oh really? Follow me! Wait a minute. This can't be hell. It takes a lot of water to put out Hellfire!

Never Satisfied by ragu4u 10-25-11

Oh please, Jesus...bring my dad back. OK, but just this once. I'm outta here. Say wha..? Hey, YOU asked for this, son. I didn't ask for no freakin zombie.

Scrambled Eggs by ragu4u 10-26-11

Stuck up bitch. Excuse me? You heard me. Why do you got it all and I ain't got shit? You seem very bitter. Damn straight, I'm bitter. Us being "identical" twins would have gone easier on you, I must admit.

Starved For Attention by ragu4u 10-27-11

Wanna go dancing tonight? Did you see that blimp, Chaz Bono, make an ass of himself on "Dancing With the Stars"? She's my idol. Hello? She is now a he, moron. I'm crushed. You probably dance like a queer, transgendered geek just like Chaz, anyway.......so........pick me up at eight.

Never Say "Die" by ragu4u 10-28-11

2011 World Series Game 6 Texas has got em now. I'm going to bed! Next Morning... Freese did what?

2011 World Series by ragu4u 10-29-11

Talking Heads, Prior to Game 7 Man, Texas is just TOO strong. They'll come back from last night and trounce the "Deadbirds". You know it, Biff. The Cards should not even be here tonight. After the Game.... Think you'll be able to find another job? I'm gonna be a weatherman. They're never right yet never get fired. What are you gonna do? I just got a gig on "ESPN 12" from 4am to 5am. Ooooh, Prime Time! Don't forget your umbrella.

A High Holiday by ragu4u 10-30-11

State College, Pa. 10/30/11 Where's my house? I can't find my house! Remember...you put me on your roof for Halloween? So I'm on my own roof? Yup...pretty much! Bwahaha! Smartass Jack-off-lantern.

Eeyore, South of the Border by ragu4u 10-31-11

Not again. I'm exhausted. Too bad. Here in Tijuana you do 3 shows a night and matinees every weekend. I want my Pooh! That can be arranged. I just won't wipe from now on.