Talk About "Ungrateful" by ragu4u 11-18-11

So, you're Robert Wagner; the guy who killed Natalie Wood on this very yacht "Splendour", huh? That was along time ago and her death was an accident. We've reopened the case and Christopher Walken is gonna spill his guts. I'll break him like an egg. No way. He won't say a word. See Natalie...I told you I'd get you justice. If you had seen to it I learned to swim I coulda nailed that bastard myself a long time ago.

Nobody's Perfect by ragu4u 11-19-11

But why can't I be on X-Factor, Mr. Cowell? I can sing, dance AND do magic! It's simple, you feeble minded little twit. You're too ordinary! What the f...?

Love Conquers All-most by ragu4u 11-19-11

Oh no! Here comes that bigworm again... ..with a can of black paint. Jeez, it's hard not to hate that guy!

Method Acting by ragu4u 11-20-11

So this is a "green screen", huh? Exactamundo! This helps create movie magic. How so? You stand in front of it and through the magic of digital cinematography I can make you appear to do fantastic things. Ya mean, like this? Kinda...but it's guys like YOU who make it hard for me to justify my "Green Screen" budget.

Black Ops by ragu4u 11-21-11

It's true Barry, I actually got boo'd at that N.A.S.C.A.R. thingy I attended. Quit your bitchin, Michelle. I get boo'd daily. Besides, you went for a good cause...not for applause. Screw that. I wanted to see, up close, a lot of white boys die in flames and wreckage. Is that all? Then join the Infantry, ya dumb HO! Wait. Nevermind. You said white boys.

Pot-Kettle-Black

Did you see that, fat-ass, Christina Aguilera on the AMA Awards? Um....

by ragu4u, 11-22-11

Better Than Being Pissed On by ragu4u 11-22-11

What the hell are you? I'm a skull. Ain't ya scared? Hell no. I thought you was one of those scrubbing toilet brush bubbles, like on TV.   ?   Now you've pissed me off.

Next Time...TV Dinners by ragu4u 11-22-11

It's deer season. Aren't ya gonna run? Why should I? Cause I'll blast ya, gut ya and eat ya. That's why. Oh no ya won't. The safety is still on. No it's not. Take this......{click, click, click}. He's even dumber than I thought. He forgot to load it.

Mice, Mice Baby by ragu4u 11-22-11

Your silly traps are futile. Then I will call upon my Ninja capabilities. OK, bring it! Well...I can do this shit all day, ya know?

Percs by ragu4u 11-23-11

Daddy...you gonna pway at the Thanksgiving Dinner again this year? Why yes I am little sweetie. Why do you ask? Cause I'm a Satanist now. Call me when mom serves the pie. Satanism? But how...who...when...? Here she comes. I don't know what she sees in you. I fork around. YOU don't.

Giving Thanks by ragu4u 11-24-11

Be quiet and boweth thy head whilst I giveth thanks. But... Ah, ah, ah! Hey ...why'd ya kick my ass? I asked for silence. Be thankful I didn't KILL you.

Church n State by ragu4u 11-24-11

Listen padre, being asked to tithe is just the same as being taxed. Absolutely not, my son. OK, then you tell me...what's the big difference? Jail time! Touche'.

Pullick Ejukashun by ragu4u 11-25-11

Only black people can shop on Black Friday, right? Sit down, Tyrone. But... My Lord...the boy is 18. You'd think... Hey bitch! ...he would have made it out of 3rd grade by now.

All rise for the singing of our... by ragu4u 11-26-11

"...ore the land of the trees and a home in a cave!" Damn. Don't nobody know... ...how to sing out "Rational Phantom"?

Never borrow from relatives! by ragu4u 11-26-11

8am Oh no! Chirpy got away again. 11am There. I got him back and fixed his cage. 4pm Fuck that "Gorrilla Glue" shit.

Kill Joy by ragu4u 11-29-11

You'll all be happy to know that American Airline's...... ...stock went into the toilet today on news of their pending bankruptcy! Unless, of course, your families are planning to sue.

Incompatible Roomies by ragu4u 11-29-11

Argghh! Huh? Can't you make anything but garlic bread? Hey....bite me!

The Other Red Meat by ragu4u 11-30-11

"Congress quietly passed a bill to discontinue the ban on human consumption of horse meat." What the f....? Father, will you hear my confession real quick? I may die soon. Certainly. Let's go to the Confessional Bless me Father, for I have sinned.... Mmmmm. Mustang chops!

Come Here Often? by ragu4u 11-30-11

Why do YOU come here? This place is for kids. Same reason YOU do. Aha, I see. Do you? I'll bet you've torn the pockets out of those trousers, haven't you? Touche'.

Different Strokes by ragu4u 11-30-11

Lookin for a good time, honey? Yeah! Well alrighty then. Let's get it on. Not yet. Let me give him five more minutes. Wha...?

The Critic by ragu4u 12-01-11

"Kanye West gets 7 Grammy nominations." I just don't get how that lowlife street thug can even be considered. He's nothing but a punk ass, no talent rapper who couldn't hold a candle to Merle Haggard. You better hurry son. You'll be late for your scout gathering. Have fun, sweetie! Cool. She sewed on my merit badge.

The Stickler by ragu4u 12-02-11

C'mon baby...eat me. I said no and I mean it. Aw please. I can feel sliding in your mouth right now. Are you crazy? This could be terribly unhealthy. I won't do it. I'm leaving. But baby...... NO! I don't fuck around with pork unless it's at least 145 degrees.

One Man's Meat.... by ragu4u 12-03-11

In the Honky Tonk uni-sex jon.. Ugh!!! I won't use THAT! What must men eat to create such disgusting excrement? Moments later.... Cool. It looks just like a chocolate "Mr. Softee."

Oops...wrong Bar! by ragu4u 12-03-11

Nice tie. I have a kilt made of the same material. Uh.... In fact, I'll go get it and model it for you. SOMEBODY? Check please...and hurry!

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