"Tool" of the Trade by ragu4u 1-02-12

And don't forget to sweep behind the copy machine. Listen, just cause I got a broom doesn't make me a janitor. Don't you sass me, you lazy immigrant. I'm gonna... "Double, bubble, toil & trouble..." ...fire you if you don't...HEY! Where's my coffee? I'm taking the rest of the week off.

Politically Un-correct by ragu4u 1-04-12

What did you think of the Iowa caucus? Er, well...... ...I didn't even know cocks in Iowa were any different from cocks right here!

Ride em, cowboy!

Aw, c'mon...getting ridden will be fun. Oh yeah? That's what SHE said.

by ragu4u, 1-04-12

The Has Been by ragu4u 1-05-12

You want a job HERE? This is a strip club. So you don't believe I starred in "Showgirls", eh? Well, Ok. Go out there, get naked and show me how you work it. Fine. You won't be sorry. The hell I won't! STOP! STOP! What? I haven't even got my girdle off yet.

Ewer an Idiot by ragu4u 1-06-12

Mmmm...triplets! What's with all the sudden interest in pottery? You're nothing but a museum guard. But honey, these were some of the finest jugs I've ever seen, really!

MC Butch

"Can't touch this..." If he keeps singing..."STOP, Hammer time", I'm gonna barf!

by ragu4u, 1-06-12

Spoke Too Soon by ragu4u 1-07-12

Nature sucks. The big city sucks, too. Everything sucks. I hate evrything! But I suck, and darned well, too. OK then...not everything.

The Letdown by ragu4u 1-07-12

Hey fella...hold my hose? Damn!

Neighbor Lee by ragu4u 1-07-12

Psst, kid! What kinda ice cream ya got there? Toffee almond. Why? I'd like to get a lick of yer nuts. That's why. Moments Later.... What'd you say to lil Butch? Uh...Me no speaky de englasee!

Uniform of the Day by ragu4u 1-08-12

I'm not wearing THAT! You can tell the Sheriff he can suck my di.... It's the uniform here. You'll wear it. You tell him what I said! OK, but Sheriff Arpaio won't change a thing. Later... See? I told ya. Why does the flap on the back of my pants say "Glory Hole"?

Forgiven by ragu4u 1-08-12

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I can't control my sexual urges. Say 3 Our Father's and 5 Hail Mary's, then take a cold shower. But... But what? But me sooo horny! I knew he'd say that!

Insensitive Teacher by ragu4u 1-08-12

Why do you wear that stupid outfit, young man? Other kids try to beat me up. Aha! so you're a little pussy. I've finally found the chink in your armor. &%$#@ Later at Home... But son, how he know you even Chinese? Why couldn't Bruce Lee be my dad?

At Home with the Z's by ragu4u 1-09-12

Beyonce! Yo, bitch! Why you be naming dat bump you just pushed out, Blue Ivy? Takes it easy now, Jay-Z baby. "Takes it easy", my ass. Don't ya'll be dissin me or I'll smack you AND dat baby bald-headed. Ya feel me? No, but I think I'm about to. Now don't gets yo fat ass off da flo till I'm gone. Maybe Black and Blue Ivy woulda been mo appropriate.

Career Change by ragu4u 1-10-12

I was a housewife...once. So how do you handle being celibate? I've had tons of practice. I'm used to it. Years Earlier....... Come to bed honey. I need you! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Fuck off, bitch!

Butch's Big Break by ragu4u 1-10-12

Butch, I'd like you to join our "think tank". N'k...me try. Easy squeezy... Not THAT tank, Butch... Darn!

Phreaky's New Wheels by ragu4u 1-11-12

You look troubled, sweetheart. Tell the Don what happened. I told the man at the Porsche dealer who you were and he still wouldn't GIVE me the car. Not to worry. I'll speak with him. Oh thank you, Don Corleone. There goes her free undercoat.

Golden Opportunity by ragu4u 1-12-12

Is you the "Incwedable hulk"? Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. You IS the "Incwedable Hulk"! You're beginning to piss me off, kid. Mommy says..."It's better to be pissed off, THEN pissed on". Go get your mom. I'll wait!

Change Sucks by ragu4u 1-13-12

Actually, I'm fine with Hulk Hogan shaving off his famous moustache. And you? Well? Take a guess!

Taking it up the.... by ragu4u 1-14-12

In a N. Carolina Prison.... What the f...? He hid what? A loaded 10 inch revolver. Where? In his rectum. The key word was "loaded".

Decisions, Decisions by ragu4u 1-14-12

So what do you think of our new boss? He's a tad too casual for me. Plus... Plus what? Plus he just can't seem to make up his mind on things. He's always...always.... Oh what do they call it? Now if I can just get back up here I won't need a desk...

Happy Holiday by ragu4u 1-14-12

You know if you want to take off work on MLK day the MAN can't penalize you! Really? Yup! I ain't seen black run that fast since I knocked over the ink well in 2nd grade.

High Hopes by ragu4u 1-14-12

There! Finally I made an entry good enough to win the Stripcreator Comic Competition. Soon I'll be declared the winner. Seconds later... Damn that obscenity filter!

MLK Day Speech Writers by ragu4u 1-15-12

"I had a dream...." That's not it. "I have a dream...." That's not it, but better. "I done be's havin me a dream...." Bingo!

In a Rut by ragu4u 1-15-12

Come to bed, deer. It's late. I'll be in soon. I need to work. Somebody around here needs to pay the bills. Just come to bed and we can kill 2 birds with one stone. Ok, I'm here. Now what? Let's make some doe!

Hunger Pangs by ragu4u 1-16-12

I say, aren't you the Capt. of that sinking cruise ship off the reef? Si! But you're here and people are still on board while others have died. Si! What could possibly have caused you to leave your post and all those helpless people? Ciao!