Will you lay off the motherfuckin' way I end my posts?! Does it really affect yer life that much? I didn't think so. If you don't like it, don't read it. That's that.

And to the people analyzing how I end my posts... What?

~alison
~alison
~alison
~alison
~alison
~alison

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That's the spirit.

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What others say about boorite!

Actually, I've more often seen ~ used as meaning "roughly equal to." There is a mathematical symbol that looks a lot like it, but with two squiggly lines stacked on top of each other, instead of one.

You see, I was playing with you. That's the kind of thing that happens around here. Lower your heart rate and remember the funny.

Not that your roughly equal to alison isn't annoying. (If you look closely, to the left of your message you'll notice something amazing. Your user name.) It's just that after the likes of deisel and wally champ, I don't care enough to sincerely fuck with you.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Sorry Nate, it doesn't pan out.

In deductive logic, ~ represents logical NOT when it precedes an atom or formula, true, but the atoms themselves must be prepositions. A noun is not a preposition. For your claim to be valid, her signoff would have to be something like the following:

~a (where a = "Alison exists.")

Note that it must be lower-case, since it is an atom, and only complex formulae are represented by upper-case letters.

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Propositional logic is a bit hard to follow. Here's an example in C:

[font=courier]#include
#define ALISON alison_exists
int alison_exists;

int main()
{

..

if (!ALISON){printf("Alison doesn't exist. How sad.");}

};[/font]

Hope that helps.

Yes. I fully realize that my user name is there. But now that I've found out that you people hate it so much, I'm gonna continue on with my ways. ^_^ So fuck you. *nods* Anyways, why are you people still trying to figure out exactly what the ~ is and what my name means after it?

~alison

A figment of your imagination.

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um. It's a tilde.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

In my experience the "is approximately equal to" sign resembles a tilde over a dash - an equals (=) sign with the top line made squiggly. Besides, Nate specifically said "logically", not "mathematically".

...and also, ObiJo, you smell bad, and your mother dresses you funny.

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That's like asking why wirthling humps donkeys... or why CRABBY DOES NOT SUCK DICK! Or why... uhh...

Never mind.

Oh yeah, my two cents are that ~ means that she's kept on a long leash as opposed to - which would mean that she's straining against a tight one.

In my experience the "is approximately equal to" sign resembles a tilde over a dash - an equals (=) sign with the top line made squiggly.

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The tilde over a dash is used also, though not nearly as much as the double tilde in the texts I have. That's just a personal preference.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, COCKSUCKER!

I just thought it was funny that two opposite meanings can come from the same symbol. Kind of like how one letter changes ingenious and ingenuous.

Oh great. More lederhosen talk.

I think she's pro-sine wave.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*looks on her neck* I'm not on a leash... At least not one I can see. Maybe it's invisible.

~alison

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Insipid people make me itch.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

If you don't like me, ignore me. I've already got enough people that can't stand me. What's one more?

~alison

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Let the games begin!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

kramer pulls up a chair

Popcorn, anyone?

Does it have caramel all over it?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

On a side note, does anyone else think salted popcorn is the work of the devil?

*Takes a big bowl of salted popcorn and pours butter all over it* Salted popcorn rules!

~alison

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Salted popcorn makes me want to vomit up my lungs. Bizarrely, it seems to be more popular than sweet. This explains why the world is in such a mess.

Salted popcorn is better than plain popcorn. But it can only be a little bit of salt. Not a lot. Too much is disgusting.

~alison

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Actually, I've more often seen ~ used as meaning "roughly equal to." There is a mathematical symbol that looks a lot like it, but with two squiggly lines stacked on top of each other, instead of one.

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That's in geometry. It means "similar to".

and yes, ~ over - means aproxomitly = too.

You spelled "approximately" ~correctly.

If you don't like me, ignore me. I've already got enough people that can't stand me. What's one more?

~alison

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Child, I did not specifically say that you make me itch. If you choose to believe that insipid people = you, then that's your little issue to work out.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

actually, i had to use spellchecker... ::sniff::

Not just geometry.

But thanks.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If you don't like me, ignore me. I've already got enough people that can't stand me. What's one more?

~alison

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Child, I did not specifically say that you make me itch. If you choose to believe that insipid people = you, then that's your little issue to work out.

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I don't appreciate being called child. At all. And I really don't give a damn if I'm only 15.

~alison

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