god dangit, you're right

i will go kick myself now :(

Whoa, you didn't have a hidden camera somewhere, did you?

I mean...carry on.

Ha ha. You crazy foreigners. Thinking you're all different from each other. It's so cute.

All I know is I talked really funny like for a week.

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Ah, married bliss...

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heavy pan upside head

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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What others say about boorite!

You do realize I left out all the bitching I did of "Get me more kleenexes" and "I need more juice" while I was lazy on the couch watching DVRed episodes of Gilmore Girls.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Hello,

I borrowed a scanner and scanned in my photos of the most excellent holiday/wedding I have ever had. You need to click on this little linkola right here to see 'em.

NB

- Big file size (900kb - 1.65Mb) - gots no time for resizin' right now. Maybe later.
- Out of context they means little, so captions for them all are below, until I do a proper web page.

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1. Wedding Day. Here comes the bride!
2. There,uh, there goes the bride! Down the aisle!
3. There, uh...there goes the bride again! (oops)
4. At the reception. L-R: Ivy, Kajun, Scyess, myyself.
5. Mrs and Mr. Chicka.
6. A nice family shot. Dunno whose arm that is.
7. The stripper shot (and no we didn;t get round to seeing any "real" strippers the night before.) L-R: jes_lawson, KajunFirefly, attitudechicka, Scyess (dig that suit!), Boorite, IvyThePlant.
8. Now you may have seen a photo of chicka photgraphing boorite photographing chicka. Well this is a photograph of Kajun photographing boorite photographing chicka photgraphing boorite. M.C.Escher would have a field day.
9. I don't think we need to explain why Kajun's looking so happy here. Also, chicka looks awesome as hell.
10. Outside the Veterans Hall where the reception was held. Thank God there's no plums in this one.
11. City Museum, After Party - a JungleGym for adults. Boorite about to jam himself into a tight space. I could go on...
12. Sycess receiving assistance.
13. Wheeeee!
14. Go strippers. You rock.
15. This is how totally fucked I was from scrambling around the City Museum.
16. Breakfast at IHOP next day. I like this photograph, it's one of the "better" ones.
17. The view from the St. Louis Arch.
18. THAT is how damn massive the arch is.
19. Chicka and the Chicklet, Firefly and meself.
20. God damn that was one firing car boorite rented himself. Here's me in trademark gear showing you what I think of this car, St. Louis, and also burning the crap out of my hands on the red-hot bonnet.
21. "Authentic" Aussie restaurant shot minutes before I had to split for the airport.
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Hopefully that will all make sense.

Bring it on next year for StripFest '06

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Well, it looks like you'll all have more time to save and plan before you come crash my wedding. My fiance found out that due to discrepancies between her last school and her current one, she has to spend another semester there in order to get her degree.

So no HC wedding countdown until 2007.

Still wish I could've been there for yours, attitudechicka. I would've enjoyed having kajun drink me under the table.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

But you'd rather not remember, right? How many times do I have to say we weren't having sex when you arrived at the hotel!

I look like a 400 lb moron in pretty much every picture of me ever taken. That's why there's none of me in the pictures I took. Nice pics, Jes! I especially like how boorite's evil nature shows through the camera.

Now if you'll excuse me, boorite has some power tools that need playing with.

Uh, What's the deal with that bolt of electricity going into Kajun? Is that an alien lifeline, or has he now been mutated into a superhero?

Enquiring minds want to know.

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Well, it looks like you'll all have more time to save and plan before you come crash my wedding. My fiance found out that due to discrepancies between her last school and her current one, she has to spend another semester there in order to get her degree.

So no HC wedding countdown until 2007.

Still wish I could've been there for yours, attitudechicka. I would've enjoyed having kajun drink me under the table.

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Compared to most of MY friends, you're relatively normal. And, come to think of it, my best friend is the weirdest of them all and we met when she was dating him, so weirdness is not something that will put her off.

Gawd. All that wedding planning crap was going to be funded through the tax free money I'm making over here, though now it will have to burn a hole in my pocket while I wait for her to finish school.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

What the fuck? One day I'll learn to type.

Also, I just thought of something: I think HC is lying because he doesn't want me to come to his wedding. So he's all "Oh it's postponed" when what he really means to say is "Oh, I hate internet people who invite themselves to my wedding and offer to bring a gift."

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Uh, What's the deal with that bolt of electricity going into Kajun? Is that an alien lifeline, or has he now been mutated into a superhero?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Wow, I think I actually managed to capture a text message being sent on camera!

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My advice: avoid temptation and stick it in a high interest term deposit. You won't be able to spend it, and there'll be more of it at the end.

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Wow, the picture of Chicka and myself at IHOP is fucking excellent.

Not too sure about the one where I'm getting struck by lightening though, it's a little too Omen-esque for my liking.

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Watch out, boorite, you know choady's not completely gay, right?

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Well, boorite and I both agreed that along with Chicka and Xena, we'd love to team up with choad.

I mean...carry on.

Same person.

Or at least my 5 year old niece thinks so.

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Same person.

Do you have a cute little blond lesbian sidekick?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Suddenly, this thread is getting me HOT.

The only person the wife and I can agree on for a, ahem, group outing is Alexis Denisof (Wes from Angel).

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Suddenly, this thread is getting me HOT.

The only person the wife and I can agree on for a, ahem, group outing is Alexis Denisof (Wes from Angel).

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Suddenly, this thread is getting me HOT.

The only person the wife and I can agree on for a, ahem, group outing is Alexis Denisof (Wes from Angel).

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Season 2 or the last couple?

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