RCL no. 3291 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-01-13

Wait for it... Wait for it... Gosh, this cold weather is making my nipples hard! BINGO! I guess I should have worn a bra...

RCL no. 3321 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-30-13

Boy, I sure ate a lot of sweets over the holiday season! I wonder if any of my neighbors will notice my weight gain... "DAMN, PHREAKY!! IS IT MY IMAGINATION OR ARE YOU NOW SPORTING TRIPLE D'S???" Yay! They noticed...

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Groovy! - *BOING* by edoggydog 3-05-13

I think Phreaky wants to take you home and let you use her titties as a face trampoline... Groovy! ...NOT!! DON'T TEASE ME, BRO!!!

RCL no. 3341 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-17-13

♫ Let me love you all night wrong... ♫ Shouldn't that be "...all night long"? Not the way I do it, baby! Know what I mean? So, you're saying you're bad at sex? Ha, ha. You got it! Wait. What? Too bad. I was going to take you home and perform what I call a "slippery Mexican" on you...

Groovy! - Ncie Tietits! by edoggydog 3-05-13

I read online that even though letters are re-arranged in words, your mind can understand when you read them. Provided you're not a MORON... Groovy! Say something to me with the letters re-aranged, and I'll read your dialogue bubble and respond in kind. I wnat ot tkae yuo bcak ot ym palce adn fnolde yuor bgi bobos! Oaky! Huh?

Groovy! - Supra-lative by edoggydog 3-15-13

At the O.B.G.Y.N. Just relax, undress, lean back and put your feet in the stirrups. You were right about Phreaky's "box"... It really is shaped like a box! Groovy!

RCL no. 3361 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-17-13

You're double-D's are proof that whites are the superior race! They are? Yes. The black man shall bow down to their gloriousness! Not to mention they're barely big enough to wrap around the average black man's huge cock! *Journal of the American Medical Association WHAT?? I, uh, read about it in the February issue of JAMA*.

RCL no. 3450 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-18-13

...tatas, funbags, chest meat, pillows, jugs, hangers, swayers, knockers, milkers, face-slappers, bombers, titties, teats, jigglers... ...wobblers, boobs, bouncy-bouncers, lactaters, boulders, flappers, cock-wrappers, bangers, bra-busters, traffic-stoppers, boobies, and breasts. That's it? That's it. You would think the Urban Thesaraus would have more homonyms than that for my glorious double-D's.

RCL no. 3474 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-13-13

Are you going to take my order or just stare at my tits? Is it okay if I do both? But, of course!

RCL no. 3493 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-28-13

Is that a group of drunk frat boys headed this way? Yep. The last time I was around a bunch of drunk frat boys was in college... All that fondling, sucking, and pounding! I couldn't walk for a week afterwards... Do you want me to stop them? Hell, no... I want you to START them! I'm on it!

RCL no. 3543 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-03-13

You heard of life coaches, right? People who coach other people on how to be successful in life. You have to concentrate! I am! Well, Phreaky, here, is a life coach of a different kind... Harder! I AM!! She offers young, flat-chested girls one-on-one coaching through her best selling program, Think and Grow Tits® . YOU HAVE TO PUSH YOURSELF!! ARE THEY GETTING ANY BIGGER??

DSM High-5 by four_legged_tripod 9-07-13

You can quit staring at my tits. My eyes are up here. Sorry. I have Aspergers and I find it hard to make eye contact. You poor baby. Let me buy you a drink. It worked? Yep. Quick! She's coming this way. And don't worry about saying anything offensive. I told her you have tourettes.

RCL no. 3549 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-06-13

I may be a goat, Phreaky... ...but those 44-DD's of yours are making me- Horny? Is it that obvious?

Groovy! - Armless C. Anders by edoggydog 8-16-12

Sure, I'll tell you how an armless guy like me is dating a hot chick with 44-DD's like Phreaky... Groovy! "About six months ago, Phreaky finally agreed to go out on a date with me, so I went to her house to pick her up..." ♫ DING DONG ♫ Um, how did you ring the doorbell? With my penis.

RCL no. 3560 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-10-13

Wow... Check out the funbags on Phreaky! I hear they reason people call her "Phreaky" is she likes to fuck her boyfriends in the ass with a strap-on dildo... I'd let her fuck me in the ass with a strap-on dildo... Hell, I'd let Scott Baio fuck me in the ass with a strap-on dildo. I guess that would put "Charles In Charge"! Talk about "Happy Days"! "Joanie Loves Chachi'!

RCL no. 3585 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-13

Hmmm... How do I do this? Unhook the hooks. Hooks? Yeah... There in the back of the bra. Bra? Wow... You really are a nerd, slash, virgin!

RCL no. 3579 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-13

As little clango was installing a pane of glass...   !   ...he happened to notice Phreaky standing with her back to him (though he still could see major boobage). Oh, yeah, Phreaky... Make those double-D's jiggle like under-cooked Jello®! Then, Phreaky suddenly turned and faced Clango, causing her tits to slap against each other, causing Clango to drop the pane of glass, causing him to have seven years bad luck!

Groovy! - Phreaks don't want no FREAK by edoggydog 9-23-13

I went by Phreaky's apartment last night to get a a little "action", if you know what I mean... Groovy! DAMMIT! However, she had had her blue security laser barring the doorway! Un-Groovy!

RCL no. 3601 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-28-13

What are you doing this weekend? Maybe, we can get together... Sure. I have no plans... I wasn't talking to you, Phreaky. Then, who were you talking to? The "twins"...

RCL no. 3616 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-13

(Butch is testing out his telekinesis powers on Phreaky's breasts.) I think they moved. That was me, fighting a hiccup.

RCL no. 3631 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-08-13

Oh, my GOD! Is that what I think it is? Yep! Why is it so big? I just downed a crapload of Enzyte®, natural male enhancement pills! What happened to the tip? Botched circumcision.

RCL no. 3632 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-08-13

THE TIME IS NOW 5:53 PM, SEVEN MINUTES BEFORE SIX O' COCK-   ?   CLOCK! Dammit!

RCL no. 3637 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-11-13

What happened to you? My wife caught me staring at your double-D's from the kitchen window. Oh. Sorry. It was worth it.