This was, of course, molded after my own genitalia.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Subject header was supposed to be, 17" of Hot, Throbbing Caption, but apparently the forum doesn't like double quotes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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This was, of course, molded after my own genitalia.

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Damn. What will they think of next?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You got Sprite written on your crank?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not just that, but the head of my dick unscrews and the whole thing is filled with lemon-lime soda!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The soda is flat, though.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It's been in there since '98. I tightened the head with a torque wrench and haven't been able to get it off.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This gives the slogan "I like the Sprite in you" a whole new meaning.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That's how it looks all flaccid and wrinkled -- it expands out to "Springtime is great in Jamaica, mon. Montego Bay lovers of the world unite"

Or something like that

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman and wirthling know a lot about gabe's mutant donkey poker.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well, I must confess. It's not real. The three of us were working together on a bionic penis with which we were going to take over the world, but kaufman made a little mistake in his formulae. It was supposed to contain a terror-inducing death ray, not Sprite.

We've since fallen back on the laser-guided man-eating wombats.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.