I'm prolly gonna get myself outta this place in a short while, and head off on some grand tour of North America. I'd really like to stop by and meet some of you stripcreator people, with your funny hair and ascerbic personalities.

I'm thinking as of this writing I'll hit the West Coast, head up through Canada, swing down into the Great Lakes Region, then mayhaps hit the south.

But it all depends on YOUR involvement (*points a soiled finger in accusation).

email me at quaffoquaff@yahoo.com if you want a visit from a sexually confused train wreck of a person.

If I can get some people that'd like a visit, then I can start solidifying my plans, set up dates, make an itin... eitinerr... ietingerere... schedule.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

It's pronounced "schedule".

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Dad was flammable

:'(

(*plunges into an abyss of self-destructive negativity)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I'm from Belgium, I'd love a visit.

We got beer. And tennis.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"Belgium?"

Doesn't exist.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.