Go to sleep (Attention whore 20.5) by lukket 8-29-03

(This is what happened between part 20 and part 21) Well I guess Blonde and I will just have to be friends. You shouldn't give up so easy. Oh well. I'm going to bed now. It's only 11 PM? Yeah. But I plan lying restless in my bed all night thinking about blonde. He's clearly in love.

Second thoughts (Attention Whore 21) by lukket 8-29-03

Blonde is at home after the date with Blue. Why did I let him go. I better mail Blue right away. If you want me. Come get me. But call first, thanks.

Ring ring (Attention whore 22) by lukket 8-29-03

Why hasn't Blue answered my mail? Maybe he doesn't want me? Why does she keep staring at me like that. Please ring! I just hate this job.

Getting all predictable (Attention whore 23) by lukket 8-29-03

The next day, Blue IM's Red while working. Hi. What's up? I have a date today Does he know you're gay? Yeah. He's a regular on my website. And you still say you... Hey, I know what you're going to say. Cut it.

Getting all Freudian (Attention whore 24) by lukket 8-29-03

Blue sits gloomy at his job. It's not fair. I like Blonde and she just wants to be friends. Blue? Can I have a word? Uhm. Yeah boss. Sure thing. I'd prefer you keep your love life out of my paper. Uh. What do you mean? Well, our wedding column is called "Love illustrated" not "Love illusionated"

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