Well, like any of you read the first 3 comics of the motivational set, but heres the shocking conclusion...and no i didnt make fun of black people in this one. [Click to view comic: 'Un-Motivated']
Your comics suck. You're the reason your mom leaves on long weekends. I'll bet your family secretly plots driving to some highway, throwing a frisby for you to catch, and then driving off when you go for it.