A while back I came accross this banner on a website:
As you see it's something about security and a kid hanging upside down.
I think we can do better.
Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to pick a site, any site, and make a banner for it that'll surely make me visit it.
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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...