I thought I already won this argument on AIM!
Anyone that has spent more than 30 seconds around me or boorite has no problem setting up the intellectual hierarchy between me and him. Whereas he talks about world affairs, I talk about assy crackmutts. Whereas he is a connosewer (How do you spell that? I don't know - I'm not too bright.) of the finer things the world has to offer, I think that high culture is the dunk tank at the fair. Whereas his friends include those from academia and the the intelligencia, my only friend is the mailman, and even he wants me to stop following him around.
Me more intelligent than boorite?
Nyet.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.