I'm back!
Well, not really, I still refuse to donate because, well, I haven't got around to it because I'm lazy. So I'm just popping back to see how things are.
Since you last saw me, I'm single, so I'm open to bull rape with anyone. Also I have testicular cancer, well, I don't, well, I might, it's being checked tomorrow, I'm hoping I don't.
Oh, and I have qualifications, be afraid.
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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.