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http://fazed.net/forum/?p=slorum&id=5789&page=1#position5

JESUS FUCKING ROCKS! by KGBsuperspy 7-19-03

THIS IS JESUS U FAGS HI I'M JESUS. HEY LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S JESUS! JESUS POPS THE QUESTION. HELLO THERE PAPA SMURF, COULD YOU LET ME DOWN? MY ARMS ARE SORE. SORRY JESUS, I'M JUST STROLLING BY CARRYING MY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE IN ONE HAND AND MY WANG IN THE OTHER. REJECTION! U STOOPID FAGGOT LOL @#$@#$ I R TEH POOP! BYE JESUS, I'M GONNA GO GET DRUNK AND MASTURBATE TO XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS.