The Real Reason People Tip Cows by kaufman 10-12-03

Here goes ... JACKPOT! Hey Mike, I got two sweet pairs of Nikes off of Farmer Brown's new heifer. You want one? Gee, thanks!

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I'm from Bumfuck, Wales and i ain't seen any cows with footwear accessories afore...

Director of Cats? Are you like Craig (who can't pronounce his own name properly) off Malcom in the Middle.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

Sorry, there was meant to be a question mark on the end of that...freudian slip, i spose.

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I am a Strange One/'His world is small.'/ 'I love hunting foxes - Ginger Bastards!'/ 'They weren't aiming at us, Not at my house' - Dead Prez/ The Pravda-Raï Party: Triumphing over Diversity

I think that shoe-gathering method would actually work around Halloween time.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.