CSI The Way I Like It by ivytheplant 10-12-03

Hubba hubba... "Tonight on CSI! Grissom and Warrick go undercover in an illegal nude wrestling ring to locate a murder suspect who fled bail!..."..." "But just as they close in on the perp, their cover is blown and they must wrestle each other--covered in baby oil--in the ring!..." Damn...they know just what a girl wants... "Will they get out and make it to Brass in time to nab the perp and help bring him to justice? Stay tuned..."

CSI The Way I Like It 2 by ivytheplant 10-13-03

"Tonight on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation..." "Damnit, Grissom! Looking for evidence in this mud pit is pissing me off! My clothes are bogging me down!" "Well, Warrick, we'll just have to take our clothes off so we can move freely through this mucky, yet sensual mud." Dear Lord, thank you for this bounty I am about to receive. Amen! "Oh no Gris! I dropped my swabs!" "Here. Warrick. You can use mine..."

MacGyver The Way I Like It by ivytheplant 10-13-03

"Tonight on MacGyver..." "Okay, so we have some kite string and chewing gum..." "...Then take a length of rubber hose and ping-pong ball and voila!..." This is so much better than the homemade grenade launcher. "Now you can tie me securely to the bed!"

Good stuff.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I agree.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

TV The Way I Like It 4 by ivytheplant 10-17-03

Tonight on MacGyver... (censored censored censored). (censored). (censored censored censored censored). (censored). ...homina... (censored censored censored). (censored). (censored censored). *mooooaaaaan* (CENSORED!!)