Now is your chance to design something that will probably not be used anyway. The topic of this contest is to create an unlikely invention.

Example:

This device allows you to peal your coconuts without having to resort to an axe!

Don't let physics stand in your way. Your deadline will be Tuesday 21st of October. Have fun!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I have an entry. It's awful, but I want to show support for PV, which has been criminally neglected recently. It'll be posted on Monday (For real this time), as it's on my office computer.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

PSA: The deadline has now been set to Thursday the 23th.
Entries are more than welcome.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I liked the idea of this one, but I absolutely hate the result. But if there's nobody entering, then I'll get the ball rolling.

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AFROMANS MOVE

It took an eternity to distill, and no less than thirty thousand copyright lawyers and politican's souls...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I would have seen Jes having more of a tan colored carpet.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

attitudechicka

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thanks Chicka and lukket, but I think I'll stick with the blue ;)
I'm now hard to think of a pointless invention based on interior decorating...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

PSA: I will judge in 6 hours!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

umfumdisi wins after a close race against jes_lawson and EvilZak

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troelsea at gmail dot com

thanks, lukket.

i can't believe i beat out all the other entrants.

do i have good timing, or what?

new contest soon...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years