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What Would Fred Durst Do

W.W.F.D.D. 3 when... by Marqck 10-13-03

he finds Jesus. Man das whack. What would we do? I wish this guy would shut up. Yo, Big J. I remember when you were 'Lil J you were this big. By the way, what do you think of The Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water? Cuz I made that whole record for... I think it's time for some divine intervention. Fred Durst is on FIRE!

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Euphoria (with a hammer)

Default Girls by Marqck 10-14-03

The 80's called, they want this guy back. Bugga, whas awl the rackit about? I am in temporary paralysis. Why else would I be wearing a purple shirt without sleeves. Awright, who dunnit then? The default girls. RIGHT! The default girls. That's what they awl say. Looks like we're gonna need the paddy wagon. We got that bastard good.

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Euphoria (with a hammer)