ObiJo and I have spent sleepless nights wondering what would happen if, say, there were 49 comics in the Life thread, and 49 comics in the Death thread.
Have you been wondering that too?
Have you smartasses been planning it that way?
Well, in the name of (almost) full disclosure, we'll tell you what will happen in the case of a tie.
The first tiebreaker will be which thread had the fewest different people contribute to it. If those numbers are the same, we'll go to the which thread's comics had the fewest (not counting titles) words. You probably knew this was coming, given who blessed us with "fifteen words or less".
And if you manage to be dead even on that score? Well, we're not telling, other than that it may involve penalty kicks, ostriches, and/or Brad.