Don't worry, no pussy Lifetime Channel shit here.

True Life Lesson 1: If a bitch makes fun of your looks... by sid_omega 10-20-03

Here we see Sid being made fun of by some smartass about his face. Hey look it's Sid. You have to have the biggest nose I have ever seen. Just sit back, he will walk into it eventually ...and look at all those fucking dots on your face? Dirty bitch needs to wash his face more. Pipple face. Almost there... And you have the bushiest eyebrows I have ever fucking seen. Dude, if you're THAT interested in my face, might as well get on your knees and give me a blow job, you queer.

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

This one might take a while to understand.

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Chicks dig The Bear.(*not pictured: Chicks digging The Bear*)

Holy cow! I read your strip and then applied it to real life and WOW! A big brute man dropped to his knees and began to fellate me!*

*Not really.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"