Alright so I just was looking at the old competition of trading card games and was inspired. I am an avid Magic player and have a great program for making cards. So go ahead and bombard me with card requests and I'll do my best to make 'em. Depending on how well you know the game, make it as specific or as vague as you'd like. Anything from...

Tobor
3RR
Creature - Robot Legend
5/4
T: Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's untap step as long as you control Tobor.

to

"a crad bout fuck lol"

...will do. This service will last as long as I am interested in it. Let's give this a shot.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

I'd like to see a card for the Holiday pumpkin with 14/14, haste, and trample.

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AFROMANS MOVE

This is for my reference. I have the program on my PC and am usually on my Mac - this just happens to be easier than emailing myself.

Pumpkin
14GG
Creature - (Food? Pumpkin?)
14/14
Haste, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Pumpkin is in your hand, you may reveal it and pay up to 10 life. If you do, Pumpkin costs 1 less to play for each life spent this way.

And if anyone has any feedback to the card as is please go ahead and yell about it. I'm really not familiar with the joke(s) behind the pumpkin so I really just made a way to play such a beefy creature without paying too much mana. (ignore the Magic jargon)

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Magic-Geek
Creature - Magic Player
costs 2 White Mana to summon

6/3

Tap Magic Geek to deal 2 Damage to a target Player or Creature

Thats enough Heretic - Thunderbolt !