Geology Field Trip by ivytheplant 10-22-03

On a geology field trip... What's this rock? I think it's gneiss. Yeah, but what IS it? *sigh*

Geology Field Trip 2 by ivytheplant 10-22-03

On another geology field trip... Yo teach! I found this sweet rock! What is it? That's tuff. I guess I can go ask someone else. *sigh*

Geology Field Trip 3 by ivytheplant 10-22-03

Yet another geology field trip... What's that weird dark stuff over there? Hrm...appears to be wacke. Ya...I did say it was weird already. Kill me now...

Geology Field Trip 4 by ivytheplant 10-22-03

More geology field tripping... Yo! What's this stuff? I've been picking it up everywhere. That's a piece of schist. ARGH! I licked a piece! God give me strength to refrain from murdering them...

Why I Will Never Be Allowed To Teach School by ivytheplant 10-22-03

Okay, today we're going to learn about thrust and orogeny... Um...teach? Isn't that, like, forbidden by the school board or something? *snicker* *giggle* You fail.

Oops. The last one:

If Geology Became Cool by ivytheplant 10-22-03

Hey! How's it transportin'? Schistose man! Schis-tose! Mercallite to the max! Keratophyre's where it's at! I am super happy oryktognostischer! If ya'll don't shut up right now, I will hunt you down and kill you slowly, painfully, and with much glee.

Igneous.

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You're into geology? I have a friend who's studying to be a geological engineer. Or something like that. Would you be interested in his website with geology articles around Missouri?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"Why I Will Never Be Allowed To Teach School" made me smile.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"