This is just something I thought of. Tell me what you think.

Oh, and for those of you who don't know, a dulcimer is a long, thin stringed insturment.

The Mighty Dulcimer I by Saraneth 11-02-03

Welcome to Saraneth Wonderful World of Sara- WORSHIP THE MIGHTY DULCIMER. Look. We talked about the dulcimer. It is not a God. It just gives you that impression because there is a self-cleaning sink to go with it. ... DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER. DULCIMER.

Saraneth and Kerrigor vs. The Dulcimer I by Saraneth 11-02-03

Kerrigor, you must help me. The mighty dulcimer and it's self-cleaning sink has taken over the world of robots! We must save the inaniment objects! yes. DULCIMER. I'm sorry, Wizzy. I'm gonna have to pry you apart with this hammer! I'm telling you, Sar, I don't want my tax money going to a tenth circle of Hell! Kerrigor, please try and understand. I do not enjoy being in this trash can.

Saraneth and Kerrigor vs. More Stringed Insturments by Saraneth 11-02-03

Kerrigor, we must do something! If we do not, we will find ourselves in a world of turmoil ruled by stringed insturments! Get your cake cutter! There is only one thing left to do. Yes. I have retrieved the cake cutter. Let's chop that little menace into small, bite sized, indegestible pieces! We must be sneaky. We must strike like the panther! Pfft. Time reversal technology. Like THAT'S a real wrench in the works. Lowered I.Q.. Big deal.

Saraneth and Kerrigor I by Saraneth 11-02-03

Kerrigor, I have a plan. Forget your idea! If I have to face anymore of those unknown perils, I think I'll have to hurt you. I mean, come on! I'm already an eight-year-old kid! I'm the strategist for the moment. Kerrigor decided to listen to the saying "If you wait long enough by the river, the bodies of your enemies will float by.". Kerrigor, I am very, very hungry. Please let me have some of our ice cream. Screw you. Meanwhile, deap in the forest... I got something! CRAP.

Saraneth and Kerrigor II by Saraneth 11-02-03

Kerrigor, we have waited long enough. And seeing as how you look like your normal self again, we must have been waiting for several years. I concur. What is your plan? My plan is this: I will wear this ingenious disguise and deceive the robot into walking into a tiger trap! I will have the ambulannce awaiting you. WOW. A REAL LIVE PIRATE. IT'S MY DREAM COME TRUE. Weren't you shot? Um... I mean... arrrr... Hehe... A... uh... nice robot factory you 'got here.

[Click to view comic: 'Saraneth and Kerrigor III']

*Blank stare*

They're great. I know. xD

lol pretty funny

ps thanks for replying to my post saraneth

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HOLY CRAP!!!

Whats the gag?

false gods, rabbits with shotguns and pirate disguises. Funny. Did anyone read them all?