I heard the song "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" by the Spin Doctors on a drive I took today. This was a song used against me in a "Music War" between myself and my brother, which inspired me to post the rules of the game, if anyone would care to play.

How music wars works is this:

You pick a target (someone you dislike), you post the lyrics of a song that describes your dislike to the target, they fight back with the lyrics of a song that describes their feelings toward you.

Okay, go.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Miss Chicka, this ones for you -

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

A nice easy goin start there.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

This one is for Makk.

It's called "You Crazy Slut...."

Going to look up the lyrics now.

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What others say about boorite!

This is for bunnerabb

The Tenants - You Shit Me To Tears

There’s a little man and he sticks in my mind
He's a pain in the arse and he seems to find
Every bone in my body with an axe to grind,
All I've got to say about it-

You shit me to tears, am I making this clear,
Just give me a break,
For fuck's sake, for fuck's sake

He's got a big car he drives real fast
But you can’t see where your going with your head up your arse
His voice is kinda muffled cause it's full of shit,
All I've got to say about it-

You shit me to tears, am I making this clear,
Just give me a break,
for fuck's sake, for fuck's sake.

My little [bunnerabb], how you’ve grown so tall,
You've grown into a painful, know-it-all.
I'd like to shove your head into a barbwire fence,
But you'd probably tell me all about it.

You shit me to tears, am I making this clear,
Give me a break, For fuck's sake

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Batman created by Bob Kane

This goes out to [XXXX]:

Uglatto
by DEVO

You
ooh ooh
another hairdo
mobutu shoes
This roman nose
You're uglatto
You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This roman say ugh-latto
You a bad tomato
speak esperanto
So desperato and constipato
This roman nose
You’re uglatto
Why do you wiggle so you make me
Want to ho ho in front of people
You are so uglatto

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What others say about boorite!

I see.

Perhaps a Dylan excerpt in response.

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
Blowing down the backroads headin' south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot, babe.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

Idiot wind, blowing through the flowers on your tomb,
Blowing through the curtains in your room.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
You're an idiot, babe.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

re, bunner

Frenzal Rhomb - You can't move into my house

Hope you don't think I'm rude
Fuck You
Hope you don't think I'm precious
Fuck You
Hope you see I'm well adjusted:
I can't stand the sight of you
Don't wanna be startin somethin
Don't want to antagonise,
All I said was something simple:
I can't stand the sight of you,
I can't stand the sight of you.
Don't believe, don't believe the words
I don't believe all the things I've heard about you.
I will be saying this in your defense:
I'd rather eat a fridge full of arses than know you.
And I've tried with all my might to see past
All you failing but I've failed to give a fuck
You're a fuck - up, you're a joke,
You're a clown, take your pants down,
Get fucked you fucking fuckwit
No you can't move into my house.
With a range of ethics that are quite perverse
You're sitting in the centre of your own universe
Not content to sit upon the fence, you'll fall
Either way ignoring common sense
I look into your eyes and seen a haze
Of your twisted sensibilities and little saving grace.

I believe, I believe the words, of your
Best friend when he likened you to a steaming turd.
And when he said he wished that you were dead,
It was the most intelligent thing that anyone's ever said.
And I've tried with all my might to see past
All your failings but I failed to give a fuck.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Re: smamurai (and other newbies might want to read this too)

Gavin McGraw "Follow Through"

All
All I want is you
You to stick around
But you'll have to Follow Through
With every word you say
You'll have to follow through

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Mediocrity at its most average.

So then I comes back an I hit 'er wit one o' these -

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip
In that bed

Props to the late Kirsty macColl and to the undead Shane MacGowan, sex props that is.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Re: smamurai

"Always Getting Over You" Angela Ammons

Hit by a brick the other day, just when I thought I'm okay
Didn't like my conversation
I can't come up with something new
It doesn't really matter what I do

So here's my observation
You could never see it through my eyes
And I'm too tired to try
...
Was it too much aggravation
You're telling me the way but I won't see
Then I change my mind you disagree
...
I know it's never over
...
And don't lie and say that you're over me

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Mediocrity at its most average.

How deliciously devious, once again a masterstroke you bloody mongrel, but it's not check-mate yet.

I will find a fitting song later if I can be arsed, and let's hope for all our sakes the Ba-Ha Men are not involved.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Ex-Girlfriend--
When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral print
my mind begins the arrangements
but When I start to feel that pull
turns out I just pulled myself
she would never go with me
were I the last girl on earth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
we were good as married in my mind
but married in my mind's no good
a Pink Triangle on her sleeve
let me know the truth, let me know the truth

Might have smoked a few in my time
but never thought it was a crime
knew the day would surely come
when I'd chill and settle down
when I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
then she put me in my place
if everyone's a little queer
can't she be a little straight

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
we were good as married in my mind
but married in my mind's no good
a Pink Triangle on her sleeve
let me know the truth, let me know the truth

Let me know the truth, Let me know the truth, Let me know the truth

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.