ah... monkey vs. robot...
who do you root for?
surely if the robot wins and the monkey is slain, he will associate us with the monkey, because we share 98% DNA... we'd be next!
however, should the monkey pick up a rock and bash in robot's CPU, will not he also take his mighty rock and smash anything else robot like? our computers?
if one champion wins, we forfeit our very lives; the other? our computers, and by extension our internet porn.
i've lost many a night's sleep over the furious and ongoing battle...
thankfully, as the lyrics go:
"they will fight eternally"
kept in check by the other, our lives and our pornography are safe.
they are the yin, the yang. life without either cannot be. we need them both.
god bless you monkey and robot. keep up the good fight!
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer