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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Young one: You wanna see happiest place on earth, grandpa?

Old one: How come my mice look sleepy?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In a desperate attempt to compete with the "Get hammered, get naked and act like idiots" trend, Disneyworld, once a bastion of family values, took to gluing funny faces on women's titties.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Even the fun loving girls were finding it hard to laugh when the old man said for the 45th time " Fancy a Donald Duck?"

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Jerry Springer devises a plan to use the 'assets' of the mother & daughter combo as a decoy in a vain attempt to get to make-up without being noticed.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

My grandparents took me to Neverland Ranch, and all I got was groped.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

It was all fun and games till I slammed Mickey and Minnie's heads together and started ramming my Kaa between their snouts.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I know how you feel Obijo. I've begun to have relations with the very idea of that big dumb looking babe.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As rabid Beatles fan Ralphie 'The Red-Nosed Retard' Oxpopowitz looks over the buxom Disneywhore's right shoulder, all he could think was, "Damn, I never realized mice could be that sexy."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.