All our turkeys have been had now. 26 comic making days left until Christmas!

Happy Holidays! by attitudechicka 11-29-03

What a lovely snowman I have made... Fattie. What? Fattie McFatfat. Elephant Thighs. I'm getting the hair dryer. I'll be good

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My Christmas Schedule by areallystupidguy 11-29-03

Dec. 5 Celebrate stuff and finally finish off the turkey from thanksgiving. godamn leftovers. this stuff has been reheated so many times. shouldn't it have been compressed into an igneous rock by now? Dec. 17 Pick up tree. i want thaaat one. no you dont. i have a giant hole in the back. see? try and cover that up! why dont you get that stupid prick over there. his bottom branches are better formed. Dec. 24 Buy Presents paper or plastic? I DONT GIVE A DAMN! JUST PACKAGE IT UP! YAAAGHH! HOLIDAY STRESS! HOLIDAY STRESS!!

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It's grime time.

Why I Hate choadwarrior by dcomposed 11-24-03

I'm such a fucking atheist. dcom, buy me stuff for Christmas

(Christmas season means re-runs)

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why I Hate Christmas by dcomposed 11-29-03

YAY! SNOWDUDES! (melting) (melting) (melting/dancing) Stupid summer.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's from a few weeks ago but I think it still stands up.

Christmas comes early by mmyers 11-15-03

Mega-low-maniacal Mart Boy, Christmas sales and decorations get here earlier and earlier every year. This is actually our 2004 Christmas decorations. See? All the ornaments say 2004 on them. We were told to get them out early this year. *whisper* If they're holding you hostage and you want to escape, blink twice. *blink blink*

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

What the Holidays mean to me by mmyers 12-02-03

The holidays are a time where it's OK to forget that you left your baby in the car because you're rushing to get a $29 DVD player. The holidays are a time where it's OK to be depressed and suspicious of everyone. The holidays are a time when certain toys are more rare than others, often only one per box that comes in, and children cry if they don't get them. The holidays are a time when white people from the suburbs feel safe to yell at black people in traffic. Holidays are a time to donate to your favorite websites that occupy your time and answer all your repetitive questions. Read the FAQs, nimrod. Christmas is time when sucky-sucky on sale for $3.99 and everyone trample each other for it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Why I Hate Christmas by attitudechicka 12-09-03

Everything's $1 Gia. We have new uniforms for the Christmas season. Oh? I guess I'll go change then. Everything's $1 You look like a fruitcake! No, but good guess what's in the box. What does management have to wear? Everything's $1 I feel a lot better about myself.

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Mediocrity at its most average.