mmyers: if you got my email, then ignore it. i messed around with my internet settings and fixed the problem. thanks.
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The Truth AwardThis would really happen
Goes to: IB_XC
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: Holy Shit']
The Kaufman (Best Pun)
Goes to: who else? kaufman
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: A Day in the Life']
Funniest Politically Incorrect
Goes to: niteowl
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #14 : A Lowdown Dirty Deal']
Most Obscure
Goes to: Xuanwu
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: You're the great Jesus Christ']
unless you're referring to Cam Neeley (I think he spelled his Neely) and Chris Webber, then, no, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke
Goes to: xxxausrottenxxx
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'you all saw it coming']
i have a soft spot in my pants--no, heart--for "jizz turrets"
I also considered k_v_k for his "staring at my crotch" line, but that's more of a fourth wall thing.
Best Title TIE
Goes to: Perm for all three of his, but especially [Click to view comic: 'FTC #14 - The Antibody of Christ'] and MikeyG
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: Butch Casts-it-Deep and the Bumdance Kid']
Best Rule Smasher
Goes to: mmyers
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #14- May old acquaintances be forgotten']
Silver Award of Excellence
Goes to: ObiJo both because you didn't WANT to win and because I thought Jesus overexplained the joke
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Didn't we just have his blood with spaghetti?']
Psychic Award
Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: Butch Casts-it-Deep and the Bumdance Kid']
My comic: see above comic--pretty much the same idea
I Fart In Your General Direction Award (Best Use of Python)
Goes to: Xuanwu
For: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #14: Jethuth Chritht!']
Creativity Award TIE
Goes to: kaufman and mmyers
For the Comics: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 14: Job-Related Hazards']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #14- Real Time! with your host, Jesus.']
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)
Goes to: MikeyG
For the Comic:[Click to view comic: 'Next of Sin']
Using "Beejesus" made me fall out of my chair, plus the rest of the punchline is pretty funny. I know you just hosted #13, but you deserve #15.
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And now the moment you've all been waiting for.....
The name I gave my penis was...
Kyle (although I also tried out Pedro)
sorry, no bonus points were awarded, but i enjoyed the guesses. yes, i suck, but not more than wirthling.
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