Secks Men Part 1 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

Hi! Im placenta! Im here to join the Secks-Men. Well hello! Im Professor Secks. Please come in. Purple velvet walls? It sets the mood.

Secks-Men Part 2 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

Wow! Nice walls. They're so white... Dont touch it. This room used to be purple, if you catch my drift. Now lets meet the rest of the team! Hello! Im Jean Gay! And Im Scott Suckers! Im NutCrawler! And Im PhantomSeck!

Secks-Men Part 3 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

So whats next, Professor? We're gonna see how well you do in the danger room! ...Not the Secks Room, or the Fuck Room, or the Anal Rape Room? We couldnt really think of anything clever for that.

Secks-Men Part 4 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

Who are you, little girl? Im one of the Stepford CucKoos! Why do they call y... Cuckoo! What the he... Cuckoo!

Secks-Men Part 5 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

Later... Man, its really peaceful out here... I know! What the fuck was that? It was me! Who? You can stop talking in thought now. Im right here.

If you can name all the X-Men I spoofed then you get bonus points!

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Secks Men Part 6 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

Who are you? Im Titty Pride! I can read thoughts. Wow, cool! You know, your the first guy that hasnt thoughts about me nakeds while talking to me. ..Until now...

Secks-Men Part 7 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

Done yet? Almost...  Ok  *sigh*

Secks-Men Part 8 by Ewwwww 12-28-03

Much Later... So I had a great first day at The Seck-Men Academy... Now one thing left to do... Would you please stop thinking about me naked?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

:D

Ewwwww, I have an addition to your series...

Secks-Men part 9 by MikeyG 12-29-03

And who are YOU supposed to be? I'm Droolverine. I drown enemies in puddles of saliva while I relentlessly hump their leg. Let me guess...Apocapussylips? No, no, no. I'm Fagbeato. I narrowmindedly beat up homosexuals, all the while getting a homosexual thrill from it and denying my own love of the cock. I'm Cumspot. With the power of man-honey, I turn into a crap-flinging monkey. This is the Secks-Men, dude.You're looking for the Poo Mutants, who are over there taking turns getting Cleveland Steamers.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

:O