Jackson prostate, held on tightly to his exo-fallopian tube whilst using his feet to gently tease the wine bottle out of his ass. The police raced to the scene hoping to share a drink with the wholesome 'Peter-Pan of pop.'
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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.
Today in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson was escorted by a convoy of police vehicles as he attempted to recreate the bicycle scene from 'The Wizard of Oz'. Mr. Jackson was purportedly playing the witch.
--- The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.