Innocent Until Proven Guilty by Trihan 1-11-04

You won't know this, but the comic is officially called "Adventures of Gabe". I don't really have enough poses to allow a wide variety of comic ideas, so it was necessary to bring in a co-star, effectively halving my wages. But someone seems to have set him on fire. Who could have done that? The pain...the burning, agonising pain...

Strip 5, C&C welcomed.

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Trihan, bringing you neat stuff in an unnecessarily shiny, cylindrical can since 2001!

I'm only posting this one for completion's sake, it's an in-joke and you'll only get it if you know who RPG-Advocate is, probably.

The V in GVL Doesn't Stand for Velvet by Trihan 1-11-04

Let's see what IRC would be like if it was real life. [CloudSephiroth324098098] were can i dl rm2k3 pls tel me pls [RPG-Advocate] GVL detected! Command? [CloudSephiroth324098098] lolol u use porper gramar n stuf u r gay [RPG-Advocate] What's that? Hammer the GVL to death? Okay! [CloudSephiroth324098098] u suk... [RPG-Advocate] Lamer purged!

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Trihan, bringing you neat stuff in an unnecessarily shiny, cylindrical can since 2001!

Not bad. Keep up the promising start.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

but you gotta wonder, what is gabe doing with his hands, kinda gives a new meaning to the joke, huh?

GIMME MY FUCKING STAR BACK

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Four new ones!

The Termitelelemarkinator - Part 1 by Trihan 1-12-04

Hello? Yes, this is he. Hi, Gabe? This is the U. O. US. Money company. We'd like to offer you an exciting once in a lifetime offer only available to specially selected customers! Exciting offer? Sure, I'm interested. Just call back on the fourth Tuesday of next week and I'll make an order. Fourth Tuesday of next week? Okay, it's a deal! Talk to you then! Sucker. Oh boy! A sale! A sale! Wait til the boss hears about this!

The Termitelemarkinator - Part 2 by Trihan 1-12-04

One week later... Hi? Yeah, this is he. Hi, Gabe? This is the U. O. US. Money company. You told me to call back on the fourth Tuesday of this week? But...a week only has one... I talked to ol' Lucifer, the boss. He agreed to put another three Tuesdays in the week for me. This is the fourth one, so may I take your order please? Well I'll be damned. Not for another...7 years, 5 months, 2 weeks and a day.

So THAT'S Where He Gets It From by Trihan 1-12-04

Dad, what do you think mom would say if she were alive today? Hmm... I'm sure she'd say "Gabe, son, you're a total screwup. But I love you anyway." "Butch? What are you doing with that knife? No...please! Noooooo!" What?

The Pencil is Mightier than the Gabe by Trihan 1-13-04

Today's strip was going to be about some kind of nuclear fission reactor, but there was a slight change of plan. This strip sucks! I don't get paid enough, the creator couldn't carry a joke in a bucket, and...why did my microphone just...oh. I guess it's fair to say I deserved that.

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Trihan, bringing you neat stuff in an unnecessarily shiny, cylindrical can since 2001!

These are incredibly wrong... :)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.