Just a little piece of rubbish I started writing about an hour ago, help the creative juices flow enough to write a comic for my main webcomic. Anyway here it is:

For the good of the city! by Dyrhet 1-21-04

Bugger This letter proves you are a mass-murderer I will run away! For the good of the city! Yes. I agree. This is good. Also you have no face.

Talk long strange man! by Dyrhet 1-21-04

At McDonalds So this is now where you are working? Laughter is caused. Talk long strange man! For I am safe here and earn £4 an hour. Existance is fruitful. Yes Now like waste I am fit for this location!

Bleed on my carpet. by Dyrhet 1-21-04

Welcoming home I am! Having tools I am ready for maintainance on your property. Decor lacking. Truly spacious. You are bleed on my carpet. No worries!

He is inside this penguin by Dyrhet 1-21-04

Where is the one who is normally here? He is inside this penguin. This explains much and yet I am confused. The penguin sees all. I will see inside the penguin. Expectance of discomfort.

All fall down! by Dyrhet 1-21-04

Today gathering is expectant! Fear is insightful when location is absent! Look on! For new dawn comes! All fall down! Hopelessness for some! We sure do talk a lot of crap. What? I wasn't listening.

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meh.

Theyre ok.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

wow, those were actually good

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*dies again from sheer confusion*

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The confusion and the engrish dialogue are what make it good. The penguin jokes are what make it great.

"I will see inside the penguin."

You, sir, are a class act.

Yup.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.