Here is the my new series that I've been threatening everybody with. I'll try to write strips every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Enjoy. And don't drive like my brother.

My Little Circle of Hell iii by israphael 1-19-04

Hi, I am Brad and it is my pleasure to introduce a new comic strip entitled "My Little Circle of Hell" by Israphael ... ... writer of the award winning comic strips "Cowboy Meteorology", "The Death of Kaufman", and "Israphael without Pants". It's a stirring tale of blood oaths, family secrets, betrayal, vengeance, arduous journeys, sorcery, sword fights, and ... ... lots and lots of homoerotic butt sex. Wait a second, there's none of those things in my comic strip! And there's certainly going to be NO anal sex going on! How about a blow job then?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

21 Jan 2004

My Little Circle of Hell ii by israphael 1-21-04

Sorry, but Israphael's new comic strip is not going to be a tale of action, adventure, and gay sex (that little prick tease) Instead, it's about his real life experiences as a post-doctoral research assistant in a small agricultural college in rural Texas. Oh yeah, that's going to be comedy gold.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

23 January 2004

My Little Circle of Hell i by israphael 1-24-04

Previously on "My Little Circle of Hell" I have to go... That was the president calling... I have to save the world... Again. No! Don't! What will I do without you? And how will I ever find a man with such a huge penis? There's on seconds left. Cut the wrong wire and the atomic bomb will go off. We're going to die! We're all going to die! Eenie Meanie Minie Moe Brad: I have serious doubts how autobiographical this comic strip is. Bwa-ha-ha-ha. You may have foiled my plans but prepare to die by my pun-generating turbines! You're the one who is dying today. Don't you know it's alway the one with the bigger penis who always wins.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

26 January 2004

My Little Circle of Hell 1 by israphael 1-24-04

Well I've read your papers and your resume and I am impressed. I think you'll make a good addition to our lab. Thank you Dr. Lysenko. I look forward to working in your lab. And I have the perfect job for someone of your considerable skills. Yes... Perfect... Just for you... Great, now I'm the king of shit.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

28 January 2004

My Little Circle of Hell 2 by israphael 1-30-04

You'll be sharing an office with another Post-Doc, Linda Malades. I think you'll find her... well... uh... different. That's OK. I'm it'll be a pleasure working with her. Sure... if you find abuse pleasurable.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

30 January 2004

My Little Circle of Hell 3 by israphael 1-30-04

Hi there, I'm... What the fuck do you want! Forget that shit! How the fuck did you get in here you retard! Turn your ass around and get the fuck outta my office! Wait I don't deserve this kind of treatment, I am Post-Doc. Oh! Oh, you're the new Post-Doc. Sorry about that. I get so many brain dead graduate students asking stupid questions, I have to find a way to chase them off. Now why don't you sit down, get comfortable, while I go and open a can of whoop-ass.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

2 February 2004

My Little Circle of Hell 4 by israphael 2-02-04

GRRRRRRR... Hello there sleepyhead. I hope you didn't want any coffee. Seems I just poured the last cup. ARRRRRGH! Fantastic! Less than a month into the comic strip and I've managed to kill off the main character.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

4 February 2004

My Little Circle of Hell 5 by israphael 2-03-04

Linda, I'll be busy all day with meetings. You'll have to teach my class for me. No can do. I scheduled time in the analytical lab to run my samples. If I don't go today, who knows when I run them. Then get Israphael to do it. It'll be good practice for him. Now what will I do? Ummm... Doc... Is this going to be on the mid-term?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

6 February 2004

My Little Circle of Hell 6 by israphael 2-08-04

I call this lab meeting to order. First is a report from the new head of the rumenal fermentation group, Dr. Israphael, on their progress. Dr. Israphael, we expect you to be prepared for these lab meetings.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

9 February 2004

My Little Circle of Hell 7 by israphael 2-08-04

What am I going to do? I can't keep this up. Israphael's an idiot. But he's an idiot with a heavy work load. I can't keep doing his work and mine. An what if the department finds out. They frown on killing post-docs... grad students, OK... but not post-docs. I know, I'll extract his DNA from the remains, clone him, and replace the missing bits with parts laying around the med school. You just relax. I'll have you fixed up in no time. I just have one question. I know it's the wrong color and size... But can I keep the penis?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

My Little Circle of Hell 8 by israphael 2-20-04

Hey stranger! Where have you been lately? I started a new job this week. *Snicker* Who would be fool enough to give you a job? HA HA HA! HA HA Heh heh he... *cough* *cough* I mean... Congratulations.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."