I'm afraid these are as close as I get to biting political satire.

The Adventures of Mr Dean by kramer_vs_kramer 1-25-04

Mom, I'm just nipping out for a bit. Where are you off to, Howard? I'm going to the shops! Then I'm going to the library! And I'm going to the laundrette and the chemists and the bookies! Yaaaaargh! I can't take you anywhere, can I?

The Curse of Mr Dean by kramer_vs_kramer 1-25-04

Mom, I've just booked us tickets for our family holiday. Oh, that's nice, Howard. Where are we going? We're going to Belgium! And Germany! And Holland! And Denmark and Norway and Finland! Yaaaaaargh! Is it too late to get a refund on my ticket?

Mr Dean Rides Again by kramer_vs_kramer 1-25-04

Mom, I can't find my car keys. Really, Howard? Where did you look? I looked on the dresser! And on my desk and down the back of the sofa! And in the kitchen and the bathroom and on the bedside table! Yaaaaaargh! That's it, I'm moving into one of those old folks' homes.

I don't get it. Who is Mr Dean?

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Dad was flammable

Howard Dean, Democrat Presidential candidate. Type "Dean Scream" into Google.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Kajun's going to Google. And Yahoo. And Lycos. And Altavista and Ask Jeeves. Yaaaaaargh!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Okay, I'm going to delete my post now and pretend that I did get it.

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Dad was flammable

Could this be a new one-note character? The note in question being high F sharp, I think.

Mr Dean goes on a date (with an actual woman!!!) by kramer_vs_kramer 1-28-04

Gee, Betty-Sue. I sure am glad you said you'd come out with me on this date tonight. I'm just surprised your mom let you out for the night, Howard. So, where are you taking me? I thought I'd take you to a bar! And then we'd go to a restaurant! And the cinema and the fairground and the disco! And then I'd take you back to my place! Yaaaaargh!

Brought to you by the Orlando Tourist Bureau by kaufman 1-28-04

Howard Dean, you took time off your busy campaign to quarterback the winning drive here at the Super Bowl. What are you going to do now? I'm going to Disney World! And I'm going to Universal Studios. And Sea World. I'm going to that museum that's upside down. And to the Peabody to see the ducks, and to the apartment building that's the color of Pepto Bismol. YEAAAARRRGGGH!

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In a match between Howard Dean and the Rock, who wins?

(and no this isn't based upon good looks, we all know Dean would run away with that vote)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Mr Dean makes a new friend by kramer_vs_kramer 1-29-04

Mr Dean, I'm your biggest fan. I've been following you round on the campaign trail. Really? Where have you been? I saw you in your hotel room! And the supermarket! I saw you taking a shower and on the toilet! I saw you in the bar trying to chat up a transvestite! Yaaaaargh! Yaaaaargh! YEEEEAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!! Okay, you're scaring me now.

I can't let Dean's rivals get away scot-free:

One must not condemn without first knowing the full facts by kramer_vs_kramer 2-04-04

Wow! I can't believe I made it to Washington to see President Kerry get sworn in! I know! What a momentous occasion this will be for the United States and the world as a whole! Look - here he comes now! Huh? Why's it gone dark? What happened to the sun? President Kerry has blocked it out with his massive chin! You know, if I'd known this was going to happen, I wouldn't have voted for him. Are you kidding? This still beats the last guy.

Fucking brilliant, kramer. Fuh King Brih Lee Ant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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I can't let Dean's rivals get away scot-free:

One must not condemn without first knowing the full facts by kramer_vs_kramer 2-04-04

Wow! I can't believe I made it to Washington to see President Kerry get sworn in! I know! What a momentous occasion this will be for the United States and the world as a whole! Look - here he comes now! Huh? Why's it gone dark? What happened to the sun? President Kerry has blocked it out with his massive chin! You know, if I'd known this was going to happen, I wouldn't have voted for him. Are you kidding? This still beats the last guy.

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