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UnknownEric 
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I know many of you have probably devoted a comic to the horrifying events of Sunday 2-1-04, when a shocked nation was forced to watch the unveiling of a celebrity nipple, but how many of you were odd enough to do a whole SERIES on it. I know I am...
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| In breaking news, we're bringing you team coverage of the growing controversy that is Janet Jackson's titty. | |
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| We now go live to Betty Humpter, who's out in the field right now. Betty? | |
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| Hugh, the chaos you see behind me gives a sinister new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, those are pretty big!" | |
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| I'm here with one of the rioters right now. Sir, can you tell me what made you go on this spree? | |
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| Well, Betty, I've dealt with a lot... the government lying about Iraq... | |
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| ... losing my job to downsizing, our civil rights being diminished... | |
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| ...but when I saw Janet's booby on TV, it just destroyed everything I've been living for. | |
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| Thank you, Betty, for such a stirring example of the evils of showing the naked human body on broadcast TV. | |
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| In related news, President Bush has vowed to root out the 'evil-doers' who allowed a breast to be exposed to our sheltered youth. | |
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| Also, seeing what a commotion just one can cause, the whole group The Hooters has announced a reunion tour for this summer. | |
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I has a flavor!
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