World Culture Day by childofthecorn254 2-04-04

Im Caucasian! Im Native American! Im African American! Im Asian! Im Lesbian!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Hehe...Pretty damn funny, eh? I heard a joke about that. this guy walks into a bar and he sees these 2 hot chicks. He's like, scroe i'm gonna send them drinks so he tells the bartender to send 2 beers down to the ladies. The bartender is like, uh you might not wanna do that. The dude's like, why? The bartender says, well they're lesbians. The dude is like oh and takes the drinks to the table where the women are sitting and asks, "so, what part of Lesbia are you from?"

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You know you totally missed me!

Me and NiceJohnson showerd with the guys!! And together :0! HEHE

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

Yay! *hugs stinky*

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You know you totally missed me!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

hey lady, you want anything better you'll have to start replying to MY posts in the forums...

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You know you totally missed me!

ME? Well LADY, Ive got news! I do!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

Ok, fine. It can be said both ways i guess. As a joke, people could think hes a lesbian, but really hes from Lesbia. Or, he could just be a lesbian.

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

I asked this girl out and she told me she was a lesbian.

"What does that mean?" I said

She said "You see that other cute girl over there? I'd really like to kiss her all over her body"

This didn't explain to me what a lesbian was, but whatever it is, I told her, I must be one too.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Good joke. It reminds me of this old strip of mine.

How to Bait a Cretin by fpd 12-09-01

I'm a lesbian. What?! That's a sin! It's profane in the eyes of God! You'll go to hell if you remain one, and I know Hell is real, because I had a dream about brimstone. Wait a minute! You can't be a lesbian. You're a guy. Don't you know that lying is a sin! The Bible says, thou shalt not tell a lie, and the Bible is the word of God.

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that one is pretty good ftp

Here's a new one. It's based on an idea similar to Lawson's joke.

Metrosexual by fpd 2-11-04

What's with the earring and the new clothes? They make you look really gay. I'm not gay. I'm a metrosexual. What's that? A metrosexual is a straight man who can appreciate gay culture. Later. Wow, those lesbians at the Most Erotic Teens website are so hot. I am such a metrosexual!

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