I was looking through some old comic contest threads to figure out why I made certain comics and came across these two gems:

CC154 - Benn there, done that by kramer_vs_kramer 11-18-02

Hey Susie. What you looking at? That foreign guy over at the Dance Dance Revolution machine. The guy who's just standing there totally still? Yeah. He's been there for over an hour. He must have spent about fifty bucks. And he doesn't dance? Nope. Just stands there shouting "(DANCING!)" at the top of his lungs, then acts all surprised when the game ends.

CC 155: Why I Should Win by kramer_vs_kramer 11-22-02

You know why this comic should win the comic cup, Colin? Why's that? Because it's the only one I'm submitting. ...and? And, by using the bedroom background, it hints that something sexual is about to happen. Please. Put your trousers back on.

They made me laugh pretty hard, which I needed a good laugh today. So thank you, k_v_k, for bringing joy to me today.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I decided to just pick some of kramer's comics at random, having read most of the serieseses he's made.

These are good:

Wolf lady, sex my brain by kramer_vs_kramer 5-15-03

A bisexual contortionist, really? And you're addicted to sex? Want to meet up? HOTGIRL24> Sure, how does tomorrow sound? Hold on, in these comics the person on the other end always turns out to be a man, or an elephant or something. I might as well just not show up. (sigh). Not again.

I'm used to it by now by kramer_vs_kramer 6-17-03

I'd like to register a complaint about this here "Goat Boat" ride. Yeeessss? I paid good money to be sexually assaulted by a goat, but instead I simply got molested by a man in a goat costume. If I wanted that, I'd just have stayed at home.

Fnuuung! by kramer_vs_kramer 9-09-01

Sigh. Life sure is dull stuck down a hole. What's all that noise up there?

This is a story about... being free by kramer_vs_kramer 5-28-02

Haley and Kitty share a Moment... I love you so much, my darling. Our thoughts take on their own transparent wings that soar through all others conversations. Our intellect exceeds most of those who try to approach us. We're goddesses Yes. Our theories surpass the thoughts of most we know. But as Victor Hugo says, "To love another person is to see the face of God." Thus explaining our perceptions of one another. Indeed we are. Then let us be goddesses. Let us drink of each other's beauty and live within a rich paradise. We will. And we shall. Our intellect and power will fill our veins with purpose. Let the crimson flow... So... how much for fisting?

Stand by your man by kramer_vs_kramer 12-04-03

Kramer, I want a divorce. A divorce? Yes, a divorce. I want your house, car, and half of all your money. And what are the grounds for this divorce? I really like your house, car and money.

I would thank him for making me laugh, but his blue shirt wearing football team do that for me on a weekly basis.

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Dad was flammable

Right , and my Red and Yellow wearing team dont provide the same degree of entertainment?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Only if they bought Nuno Capucho.

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Dad was flammable

I feel sorry for whoever supports that green and white wearing team - their supporters are being ripped off. All their games are practically over at half time.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I gave him Dogs abuse last week.

A long pass out to the right , he went up to control it with his head and it skidded right off. I bellowed "Its all that grease on yer heid Capucho" and he glared, whilst all around laughed.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"