Here's some better and bitter additions to a revived series:

Eggs of Satan 13: Corporate Crackdown Part 1 by MikeyG 2-10-04

What's that on your computer? Oh, it's the online Blue Book. You shouldn't be on there. Non-work-related internet use is...uh...illegal or something. I looked up the value for one of our residents that asked me to. Well, don't do it again. Right. From now on, it's only sexyteenlesbos.com and fuckchickens.org for me.

Eggs of Satan 14: Corporate Crackdown Part 2 by MikeyG 2-10-04

No, you can't go on any porn sites, either. But fuckchickens.org is not a porn site. Well, it refers to sexual intercourse with barnyard fowl. Says you, nipplehead. Well, smart-ass, what's on the site then? It's uh...like, uh...radical left-wing roosters rebelling against the hen-centric politics of modern barn society, man.

Eggs of Satan 15: Corporate Crackdown Part 3 by MikeyG 2-10-04

Here, let me take a look at your computer, then. My LORD! The lesbian porn on here is enough to fill a....HEY! What are you doing on my PC? www.NAMBLA.org

Eggs of Satan 16: Corporate Crackdown 4 by MikeyG 2-10-04

Hey, what the hell is this you opened on my computer? Oh, just the North American Man-Boy Love Association. Pedophiles? Why, you're SO fired, Mr. G. Pack your stuff. Well, I WOULD have, you see, because of the lesbian porn, but now I can't. I'm sorry. Oh yeah? And why is that, punk-ass? I have a moral obligation to report your pedophilia to the authorities.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Eggs of Satan 17: Corporate Crackdown 5 by MikeyG 2-10-04

What? YOU opened that website! Man, I thought me having lesbian porn is bad enough, but wait until they find out you're a kid-toucher! Well, it was you that opened it, so you're fired. Well, considering I use MY computer to download lesbian porn, it's kinda far-fetched that I would like little boys, too, huh? You'll burn for this, buddy. Man, I can only hope your computer at home is completely clean when the Feds come a-knockin'.

Eggs of Satan 18: Corporate Crackdown 6 by MikeyG 2-10-04

Ok, ok. Can we pretend this whole thing never happened? Well, I dunno. I'm kinda young, how do I know you're not gonna molest me? PLEASE, Mr. G, can we stop this now? I don't know. Ask me again when you've switched to grovel mode. Mr. G, is there anything I can do or give you to stop this? Yeah. I want your nose a fucking hell of a lot browner.

Eggs of Satan 19: Corporate Crackdown 7 by MikeyG 2-10-04

I need to get out of here. I am going to pretend this didn't happen. Suit yourself, Suit. G-goodbye M-Mr. G, I p-promise no m-more of these s-s-silly inspections w-will bother y-you from n-now on. See ya, Sparky. You may want to talk to someone about that stuttering tick you've got there. Bye! Damn, I'm good. www.HotLezSex.com

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That should be www.nambla.org.

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Get it right!

That should be www.nambla.org.

It is. Heh heh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.