I want to thank everybody for some fabulously funny stuff in this contest. You're all winners in my book. Unfortunately, you can't all be winners of this contest.
So first, my honorable mentions: ivytheplant: made me laugh often. Shadow_Artist: gave CSI a number of new spinoffs, which will probably actually be on CBS's fall schedule, the way that network's goin... :) kaufman: as if I even had to say it!
But the one strip that appealed to be both in a comic sense and as a David-Lynch-mobius-strip-loving weirdo, is the following: