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DragonXero 
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it
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| I need to ask you a huge favor. | |
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| Very well, what is thy favor? | |
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| I have found my love missing. She is being held in the Cave of Incomprehensible Darkness, and we must retrieve the Gem of Immaulate Beauty to gain access. Wanna help? | |
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| Only if you give me some Vanilla Coke. | |
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| Very well Axion, Vanilla Coke, elixer of the gods, ye shall have. | |
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| Um, never mind. Anyway, where do we find this Gem of Immaculate Beauty? | |
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| It is deep within the Pits of Terrifying Pain. | |
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| ... Better make that a 12 pack of Vanilla Cokes... | |
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Our unlikely heroes begin their amazing quest...
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| So, we just have to go in and snag the gem, then rush off to the cave and rescue your woman? | |
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| There are five Demons of Anguish we must face. The peril will be great, but we shall succeed. | |
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| Y'know what? I think I'm gonna need at LEAST a 24 pack of Vanilla Coke, a 12 pack of Pepsi Twist and an extra lage pizza. Canadan Bacon. AND NO PINEAPPLE! | |
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As our protagonists pass through Borganville...
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| So, Spectre, how *exactly* are we to defeat these foes you speak of? | |
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| Well, you have your razor-sharp claw gloves, some excellent fighting ability, and intellect... | |
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| And I'm a mage. Plus I have this magic scythe, should prove useful. | |
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| I guess you're right. If all else fails, I still have my backup weapon. Screaming and running away like a sissy. | |
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| Ah yes, many a time you've used that mighty weapon on the bullies back in school. | |
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| I've been thinking. I would like some of that Vanilla Coke before we go off into peril. After all, I may not be around to accept it later. | |
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| Well, my "screaming and running away like a sissy" attack has it's downfalls. | |
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| It doesn't work when I have a demon's claw through my forehead. | |
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| Ah yes, I suppose you're right. Well, if that happens, I'll adopt it for you, and drink all the soda in your absence. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Epic Quest (06)']
[Click to view comic: 'Epic Quest (06)']
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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.
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