It's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator by graykane 2-21-04

Oooh, can you set that on "stun"? If so, I'll sit on that nicely shaped head of yours & ride back & forth & back & forth shocking myself all day & night. You're exactly what I needed: a new sybian. Okay, I'm going to drop 'em, spread 'em, and shake myself to heaven. You ready? Bring it to me, big boy. What a headfuck. I couldn't even begin to tell you what this eye has seen. SCROE

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator2 by graykane 2-21-04

SYBIANS R US *beep beep* me sybian *beep beep* Really? Aren't those arms? *beep beep* not arms, seatbelts *beep beep* Dude, I think I'm addicted. Phew, you're starting to stink.

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic intepreter3 by graykane 2-21-04

Okay, here's the storyline: Marsha walks in on Debbie, who is enjoying herself on the sybian. Marsha says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." And that's when I get on my knees and start licking? *beep beep* What the hell are you talking about? Dude, did you see me on the Spice Channel last night? I think you're violating Prime Directive.

pointers are definitely welcome. let me know what you think.

thanks.

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i want to piss on you

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator4 by graykane 2-22-04

Debbie, after making that porn with you, I haven't been able to get you off my mind as easily as I got you off my dick when I said, "I'm cumming, I'm cumming." That shot was worth an extra $200. That's why it's called "the money shot." *beep beep* get away from my earthling. *beep beep* Pushy little sybian, ain't you. Oh yeah, I forgot: that's what you're designed to do. Sybian darling, put away the red pocket rocket. I've already tried that on Tyler. He doesn't like it. Oh this is getting so foul that I'd rather be watching Gay Sex Wars, all 11 episodes. See graykane's comics for listings. [/shameless plug]

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator5 by graykane 2-22-04

He's masquerading as a what? He's violating the Prime Directive. I don't care if he is developing an "inside view" of human existence. We have to stop him before it's too late. Too late? His skin reeks of fish & he's developed herpes in his one eye. I think it's way beyond too late, Sir.

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator6 by graykane 2-22-04

If he's gone AWOL, how will we find him? He now goes by the name of Jack, short for One-Eyed Jack, a.k.a. Jack In-Her-Box, a.k.a. Jack The-(Pleasurable)-Ripper. He's the most famous "equipment" in the adult-film industry. Really? *nods* You know, I've always said: If you're going to violate the Prime Directive, go all the way. Yeah, this certainly isn't half-assed.

getting better or worse? comments?

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i want to piss on you

pointers?

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator7 by graykane 2-22-04

Thanks for the ride. I'm going outside to smoke this cigarette. *beep beep* I feel so dirty *beep beep* Watching that really really really turned me off, Sybby. I doubt I'll ever be able to use you again. The dog saw you getting your nose rubbed in it, & afraid to be next, he went and hid under the bed. On the streets, a few days later... *beep beep* five dolla make you holla *beep beep* Here's to shit in your eye.

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator8 by graykane 2-22-04

*beep beep* I was at the top of my game, Bob. *beep beep* Starred in The Proctologist. *beep beep* There was a new movie scheduled. *beep beep* The Green Shaft. *beep beep*

it's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator9, FIN by graykane 2-22-04

That concludes 1 sybian's journey from the heights of pornography to the depths of prostituting its shaft as a toilet cleanser. Next week on Where Are They Now an Austrian bodybuilder/governor/whore I hate to see one of my former stars sink so low. Hurts me right here. *pounds chest* This press has recirculated his image in the community, but with press like that, he can't make a name outside of SCATTERED LOVE, now playing in a dirty raincoat-wearing-audience driven theater near you if you live in a filth pit of a city. Check for local listings, You Nasty Fucker. Sit on my head, you dirty slave. Did you eat the 46 tablets of Exlax as I commanded? Yes, master. And the cheese sandwiches. I can't hold it in anymore. Each chooses his own path, and this is the life he's chosen. Yeah, let's just leave him. I don't want him touching the seat coushins.

well, that concludes the nasty series viewed only by possums. possums, you've witnessed both this and Gay Sex Wars. you must need a shower by now.

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i want to piss on you

more like a soul cleansing. at this point i could wash it in piss and it would be cleaner than it is now.